April 27, 2007
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Imagine my surprise when I learned the guys were gonna be
telling fortunes for free! I can already see all the lucre I'm going to be saving. Not to mention those grueling trips to Philly. Woo-HOO!
So I have a few questions for you guys:
1. The Wife keeps bugging me about having babies. How much longer do I have before my life is ruined by the birth of my own spawn?
2. Further, is there anything I should know about my future spawn beforehand? Is there something that I should avoid at all costs in order to insure their success?
3. Who dies first, me or The Wife?
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I see you're life being ruined very soon. Cat 5 misery within 2 years.
My vision is somewhat clouded on this issue, but I believe your child will kill you, on purpose, before your 40th birthday.
You die first and your wife remarries rich.
Your lucky numbers are: 9, 4 and 216.
Your weekend will include beer and a possible headache. Be sure not to get dehydrated.
Posted by: Paul at April 27, 2007 08:19 PM (IpZQr)
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As you know, all true fortunes can be read and still make sense when you tack "in bed" to the end of them.
These work pretty well.
Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2007 12:11 PM (oqu5j)
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I thought I wanted kids and then thought better of it. It's the difference between a Disney vacation and a Bahamas vacation.
I give your wife about a year before she makes the ultimatum.
Avoid Chuck E Cheese with a vengence.
You and the wife: joint suicide.
Posted by: Irie at April 30, 2007 09:14 AM (1WKq7)
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Who said you could make predictions, Irie?
Posted by: Bill at April 30, 2007 01:30 PM (vMIzT)
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Bill don't make me bitch slap you. Let's talk about your ass some more. It's much more interesting.
Posted by: Irie at May 01, 2007 03:58 PM (1WKq7)
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