Someone said this word the other day, and it made me want to twist their head off and mount it on a spike as a warning to all other would-be morons.

Beautimous. Even typing it makes me cringe. It's ugly sounding. No matter how you pronounce it (byoot-eh-mus, byoot-eh-miss, etc), it's horrible. Not to mention the fact that it's not even a real word; but that's just an aside because there are some good words out there that might not qualify as real.

There are several other words that could be used in its place, and they're all much better. So one could logically surmise that anyone who chooses it over the others is one of two things, or both: 1) a moron, or 2) obviously being an ass if for no other purpose than they enjoy being an ass.

Both offenses deserve public ridicule, at the least. In fact, if memory serves, there are some counties in Alabama where failure to impose physical punishment for something like this would be a seperate crime in itself.

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I'm here to prove to you that Darwin's theory of natural selection is complete horseshit. I'm so committed that I've actually assigned a category to log all the stupid shit that people do that absolutely flies in the face of natural selection. You see, if nature selected those most accustomed to their environment, the most crafty, intelligent, well adapted organisms who leveraged their advantages over all their peers; we would not have these dumb idiots.

Exhibit A:

And we definitely wouldn't have something like this.

I mean really, so much for human dignity.

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