because he's a homophobe. I'm not going to rag on him because he's opinionated. I'm not even going to rag on him because he's most likely a hypocritical closet fag himself. No, I'm not going to rag on him for any of these things. Instead, I'm going to rag on him because he's a flaming ass. In fact, Lloyd has inspired me to start a new category here at Snooze Button Dreams where I'll showcase such flaming asses.
Homosexual lifestyles threaten the very fabric that has held society together for centuries on this planet? Um, Lloyd (I keep wanting to spell that "Llyod" for some reason), you better sit down for this one. There have in fact been homosexuals on this planet, in society for centuries. I know! I was shocked too! I mean, how in he who must not be named's name has society kept its very fabric together? It's a mystery. Go pray for an answer.
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Opinion without factual evidence to back it up is as useful as a door without a knob. Oh wait, Lloyd's the knob! Got it.
The spewing fear being perpetrated by the homophobic side is almost laughable in its earnest short sighted stupidity.
Isn't it interesting that those with these opinions held by sentiment feel the burning NEED to spread their words of dissent and intolerance? As if, in the act of spreading the word, they are trying to convince themselves without seeing the truck sized holes in their "logic".
Posted by: Johnny Huh? at February 27, 2004 03:29 PM (AyewP)
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Gay teachings? What are gay teachings?
Maybe it's just been my own personal experience, but generally I'd say that suggesting the existence of a "gay agenda" is only about the fastest, surest way to incur the wrath of gays and lesbians.
Or you could be sardonic about it like my friend Charlie was:
"What'cha been up to, Charlie?"
"I'm celebrating exceeding my quota for the month."
"They set quotas for y'all over there?" (Charlie bartended at Dave & Buster's.)
"No, no, not work. I mean my recruitment of innocent children to the homosexual lifestyle. I racked up six this month."
"That's great!"
"I wish you'd hurry up and have some so I could add them to my points total. You know we get prizes for certain point levels? I'm fixin' to win a washer/dryer next month. Maytag."
"I take it someone gave you shit about all this recently."
"Just my girlfriend's mother."
"Ouuuuch."
"That's okay. I just keep telling myself, eyes on the prize, girl. Eyes on the prize."
Where'd you find this guy, anyway?
Posted by: ilyka at February 27, 2004 03:32 PM (nePTY)
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For the record, I'm not out looking for jackasses to expose. I monitor news articles about zero tolerance policies for
the other site and the op-ed that this numbnut wrote had a title of "Zero tolerance for gays is defended".
Yah, you heard me right. It's not zero tolerance for gay marriage, it's zero tolerance for gay people.
I'm sure Llyod has his Klan dues paid up.
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2004 09:32 PM (saeHM)
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By the way, how do you like my flaming ass graphic? Put that together all by myself, I did. I'm available for hire for all of your tacky graphic needs.
I'll try cheesy line art too, if the price is right.
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2004 09:34 PM (saeHM)
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Err, I kinda like the flaming ass graphic. Reminds me of my bout with hemorrhoids (you call 'em hemorrhoids, I call 'em bigots -- same difference).
If it weren't for gay men, who would cut my hair? I'll tell you who: 20-year-old trailer-types fresh from cosmetology school, that's who. LONG LIVE THE FAB FIVE!!!
Posted by: Joey at February 28, 2004 01:48 AM (Sk2Wf)
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Gotta agree with Joey. Young trailer trash can't cut hair for crap.
That's why my barber is a 50 year old man.
I don't think he's gay, being married & all, but he does give homo-quality haircuts.
Posted by: Harvey at February 28, 2004 02:28 PM (ubhj8)
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