So I noticed the new blogger called me 'skank' the other day. Not that I really give a shit if someone gets my pen name wrong (I mean, how can you be pissed if someone misspells your fake name, only further obscuring your identity?), but I figured this was a good chance to throw out some snooze points since only three people read this blog and the person in the points lead is Pixy.

A name which puts me off a bit, considering whoever that is can smite any of us at any time. And that it's a dude. I've heard it's a dude. What kind of guy goes by Pixy? For real man, at least be Pixy The Beastmaster, or Pixy the Terrible or something. You're fucking giving me goosebumps with your pervasive androgeny..

So I humbly propose to you that from now until May 8th, SBD will be taking submissions for what we should call our new blogger. Honestly, the name 'Will' does no justice to The Suck to which we have all been exposed; and I think it's time we put a definitive name to such a blogger. He's been around for quite a while, mediocre-ing it up, and I think he needs a fitting and proper title.

You can submit them here or via email at my address to the right. On the 8th, I'll post up the entries, and the 3 or 6 or 8 or whatever most fitting, and hopefully figure out a polling script.

My submission? -> Janine.

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