When I catch the son of a bitch who used the hood of my car as a pommel horse or to practice his 'Dukes of Hazard' hoodslide or whatever the fuck he thought he was doing - I'm going to string him up by his thumbs and beat him with a spiked bat like some horror show pinata.

Then I'm going to ask him for $70 bucks to pay the paintless dent repair guy. It's just fucking annoying really.

Posted by: shank at 05:02 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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