Come up with a caption for this one. The person who submits the best one (as judged by a triumvirate of myself, a small child and a nutless canine) shall
get a handful of points. What they hey - another handful of points will be spread out amongst the
winning-impaired.
Contest is open until Friday and you can submit multiple entries.
1
Of course I have to get in on this one too. It's too juicy to pass up.
"Look Ma! No hands!"
Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2004 01:47 PM (tyQ8y)
2
Damnit, Bud, there
are other ways to attach the boat to the pole.
Posted by: Jennifer at November 29, 2004 02:25 PM (ivj/m)
3
Can I use a picture of my bruise?:-)
Posted by: LW at November 29, 2004 03:40 PM (GCA5m)
4
Lame attempt warning:
"A three hour tour, a three hour tour..."
Posted by: diamond dave at November 29, 2004 04:36 PM (fWlrT)
5
Highly inebriated boater, showin' off to boatload of passin' bikini-clad babes, drives boat between the middle of two poles he sees stickin' out of water.
Posted by: Tig at November 29, 2004 05:14 PM (JCxVY)
6
For the second time, suspected drug runner Carlos Puerte uses the boat's actual name as his excuse for destroyin' such.
Posted by: Tig at November 29, 2004 05:16 PM (JCxVY)
7
John Kerry Attempts to Ride Swiftboat Record to Presidential Victory
Posted by: Craig at November 29, 2004 06:23 PM (AIvz3)
8
"Honey, it says split it in 3, not 2."
"And that's how I came to own 'Temporary Insanity 3'."
"Alright, you can drive now."
"Yes, we
are there yet."
Posted by: Simon at November 29, 2004 07:42 PM (OyeEA)
9
While water skiing off Martha's Vineyard, Senator Kerry learned the hard way no to let Ted drive the boat either.
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at November 29, 2004 08:43 PM (U3CvV)
10
Keg of beer and a bottle of Jack - $125
Speed Boat Rental - $1000
Out running the coast gaurd , turning to show them your ass, only to slam the boat into a pole, propell yourself 500' through the air onto the beach missing your shorts - Priceless
Posted by: pylorns at November 29, 2004 10:14 PM (laQmy)
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"Bloddy women drivers"
"Boat eats oil rig"
"I'll think we will just tie up here"
"Submarine attacks boat"
"Thats the last time i let you drive"
"I said left!"
Posted by: Jeremy at November 30, 2004 01:22 PM (FTWUX)
12
Excellent work! Now let's get some pole dancers onboard and make a party of it.
Posted by: Spirit Fingers at December 02, 2004 10:54 PM (zmr9L)
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