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I've got to contribute to this one 'cause this caption has been bouncing around in my head since I first saw this picture:
"The Ace Novely Company tried several variants before settling on the now classic
Snake in a Can."
Posted by: Jim at March 09, 2005 08:13 AM (tyQ8y)
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You were right, I can't fit my head in the can
Posted by: Machelle at March 09, 2005 09:17 AM (ZAyoW)
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Great Goddamn Jim, I'm trying to eat lunch. Put the freakin' camera down.
Posted by: Victor and his seventeen pet rats at March 09, 2005 10:50 AM (L3qPK)
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Finally! A place where I can escape Jim's *ahem* man hair!
Posted by: Kenny at March 09, 2005 12:05 PM (sVrPB)
Posted by: Holly at March 09, 2005 02:14 PM (3SP8e)
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You know, I bet this would be easier with a spoon...and thumbs...
Posted by: Victor and his seventeen pet rats at March 09, 2005 03:23 PM (L3qPK)
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My eyes...Dear God...the tile it's hurting my eyes. Must hide my eyes!
Posted by: Tiffani at March 09, 2005 03:25 PM (KE4Gu)
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This one comes from my wife:
"Good to the last drop."
Posted by: diamond dave at March 09, 2005 03:34 PM (adsOv)
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CANNED DOG MEAT WARNING: Do not shake before opening.
Posted by: 8ZERO8 at March 09, 2005 04:21 PM (p6ZOT)
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"D Cell batteries not included."
Posted by: pylorns at March 09, 2005 05:08 PM (FTYER)
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I'd been starving since shortly after breakfast, and I wasn't thinking straight. The *cats* get to eat all day long. No morning and evenings only schedule for *them*. And they were taunting me with their full bellies and their yellow eyes. So I said, "Screw you, pussies! I don't need the Master and his stupid can opener!"
The next thing I know, I wake up in a psychadelic room with my head stuck in a can and a rattling mouse shoved up my ass.
Posted by: Kathleen at March 09, 2005 10:26 PM (zGCA0)
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Ahem. Make that "psychEdelic." Blasted typo gremlins.
Posted by: Kathleen at March 09, 2005 10:28 PM (zGCA0)
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Reverse engineering is never pretty.
Posted by: LeeAnn at March 09, 2005 10:30 PM (vqSdN)
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Bingo's twelve-step program wasn't going as well as he'd hoped.
Posted by: LeeAnn at March 09, 2005 10:31 PM (vqSdN)
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"Who's your daddy?"
"Who let the dogs out..."
Posted by: Simon at March 09, 2005 11:56 PM (OyeEA)
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"Alright, who put super glue around the rim?"
Posted by: Denise at March 10, 2005 06:08 AM (JTlEe)
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Although feedbags have been met with much success in horse and pony markets, the innovation was met with some degree of hesitation when Pedigree introduced a similar product for the canine market. It was pulled shortly thereafter.
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Another one of life's embarrassing lessons: Don't go sticking your nose where it doesn't belong.
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Hello Ambition, my name is Lack of Forethought.
Posted by: shank at March 10, 2005 11:18 AM (+H1yK)
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