The results are in! Apparently I owe several people lunch and at least one vacation was spoiled. Ah, the power of the Internet...

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Grand Prize: 5 points
Renee Zellweger, shown here while preparing for her Oscar winning role in "The Marlon Brando Story."
Kathleen

First runner up: 3 points (selected by the Ted Kennedy's 3 martini lunch)
Falling on hard times after his latest documentary failed to get a single Academy Award nomination, director Michael Moore was forced to give up his chauffeur driven SUV and purchase a used car.

His critics were quick to point out that the everyman from Flint bought an import.
Stephen

Second runner up: 2 points (selected by all the rice in China)
Greenpeace, deciding it is too labor-intense to push them into the ocean, has provided alternate transportation.
LeeAnn

Third runner up: 1 point (selected by an infinite number of monkeys via an infinite number of randomly typewritten missives)
Great Goddamn Jim, I'm eating lunch.
Victor

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The contest will be open until some time next week.

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* Best caption gets 5 points with another handful thrown around to the rest of the best.

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