1 What a coincidence. We just watched Dark Water. On a scale of 1 to 10 it's an "eh". And a further coincidence - I had to beat a developer senseless today*. I'm not seven feet tall but I'd give him a run for best fur coat. * Okay...I just daydreamed it. But if I DID beat him senseless it would not have affected the quality of his code.

2 Dark Water totally sucked ass!Good movie for a while and the fucking BAHM and over???Bullshit I tell ya!

3 yeah, dark water was lame - kind of a ripoff of The Ring. The Aristocrats was funny, but you had to kind of get into it. Transporter 2 was just another one of those crazy action flicks where all kinds of non-real shit happens, but at least it wasn't corny.

1 Good Lord.

2 BTW, that's the FIRST TIME EVER that someone has not capitalized the 's' on shank. I've always left it uncapitalized on purpose, but everyone else always capitalized it - especially you, because it's probably a pet peeve of yours or something. But it's finally correct! I am validated!

3 The really scary part, this: Most people think I am kind of weird, but I think that is much better than being boring, plus it means I'm different than any other girl you've ever dated! I am looking to settle down. I have been praying that I will find a man to settle down with for a while now, so I am putting myself out there so a good man can find me part was actually pulled from an online personal. I am validated! I kind of figured VIOLATED is the word you'd have chosen.

4 Name: Nikki Gender: Woman seeking a Man Marital Status: Single - divorced Body Type: Athletic - read, flexible. Height: 5' 6" Eyes: Brown Hair: Brown Ethnicity: Cracker Sense of Humor: Yes Please Social Setting: Hang out around the barracks with the rest of my platoon TV Watching: Guns 'N' Ammo, American Shooter Smoking: Marlboro Reds Drinking: Whiskey and Beer, preferably right after one another; and while on shoreleave in Hong Kong. Gets the taste of Thai man-whore out of my mouth. Living Situation: USS Arleigh BurkeAPO/FPO Have Kids: None Want (more) kids: Not when there's muslim extremists left to kill Education: Naval War College, Norfolk, VA Employment Status: Active Duty Navy Occupation: Aegis Missile Specialist - I like to blow things up. Political Views: In this world, there are enemies and there are missles. I'm just the matchmaker Astrology: Scorpio Languages: English Interests: I've got an award winning collection of historic and antique weaponry, I enjoy going out to the range with the shooting club, and I've recently joined a roller derby league. In my own words I'm a brutally honest person, and I think that turns some people off. I made a man cry once, but really, what kind of man can't handle a little honesty right? I'm looking for a guy who's tough, because I'm a tough woman. He needs to be a good shot, or at least be able to clean his own rifle. But he better be able to cook too, because there's nothing I love more than a big homecooked meal when I hit town. And a foot massage. And the goddamned remote.