I bought a new car today. Well, not exactly brand new, it's more of a beater. We're going to use it as a beach-mobile because both of our cars are small. I drive a sports coupe and the wife drives an economobile. It's a pain in the ass to try and shoehorn the boards, kayak, cooler, and chairs into either one of them; if not completely impossible. Of course, it was a goddamned sweet deal, 4.0 liters, 4WD, power evertyhing and a nice stereo for only $1,000. Hey, what can I say; I'm a master negotiator. Pics to follow? Have a great Memorial Day weekend!

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Okay, in protest to Paul killing Cultural Friday's, I've decided to concieve Smut Friday. Until Paul agrees to re-adopt Cultural Fridays, I will bombard you all with the most useless pointless filler (no, not my typical matierial you asshats) every Friday. And Paul, if you're wanting to play hard ball, I will remind you that there's more smut out there in the digital ether than you can shake a stick at. And we could all be learning about something (faggy as it may be) like wine or the history of French painters. Hell, I could go for the OK Corral thing but noooooo...Paul had to deprive us all of leaarning something. So, instead of blogging that might broaden horizons or expand your knowledge base; for your review, I bring you the first installment of SBD's Smut Friday:

Check it out, a dude drinking an assload of beer...

...In related matters...

...Tips for clearing a room besides busting ass...

...I'd go on, but wading through this shit is like going for a morning swim in Venice. I hope you people are disgusted, because I sure am. And this is only the tip of the iceberg.

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