Y'all know the drill, right? The contest will be open until the end of the year or maybe a day or two later depending on how hungover I am. Best caption gets 5 points with another handful thrown around to the rest of the best.

Posted by: Jim at 08:36 AM | Comments (19) | Add Comment
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This was a good one. What else would you expect when you use a picture of a guy with a pole through his ass?

Grand Prize: 5 points
John returned the pogo stick to Toys R Us the very next day.
Simon

First runner up: 3 points (selected by a dedicated (medicated?) team of hippies)
So am I going to need a tetanus shot doc? I hate needles.
Kenny

Second runner up: 2 points (selected by "enabler" Karl Rove)
Bob soon realized anal sex isn't all it's cracked up to be!
DeAnna

Third runner up: 1 point (selected by an elite team of French commandos)
New this fall on ABC ......Extreme Makeover/Monster Garage
Frick

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The contest will be open until some time on Friday. Best caption gets 5 points with another handful thrown around to the rest of the best.

Click for big size. Presented as a thumnail to protect the wussies squeamish.

Posted by: Jim at 12:13 PM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
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Oh, there were some good ones. Some less good ones too but we can save them for reuse in the election commercials two years hence.

In case you forgot this was the picture.

And without further ado here are the lucky winners!

Grand Prize: 5 points
John Kerry Attempts to Ride Swiftboat Record to Presidential Victory
Craig

First runner up: 3 points (selected by the nutless dog)
"I think we will just tie up here"
Jeremy

Second runner up: 2 points (selected by a small child)
Excellent work! Now let's get some pole dancers onboard and make a party of it.
Spirit Fingers

Third runner up: 1 point (selected by a small, nutless dog child)
Alright, you can drive now.
Simon

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Come up with a caption for this one. The person who submits the best one (as judged by a triumvirate of myself, a small child and a nutless canine) shall live in infamy get a handful of points. What they hey - another handful of points will be spread out amongst the losers winning-impaired.

Contest is open until Friday and you can submit multiple entries.

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