She must be, seeing as she's approaching the 100,000 visitor mark. Then again, that's according to Sitemeter which is notoriously bad at accurately counting visitors. My own unscientific studies show that it gets the numbers right about 40% of the time, making my estimate of Jen's actual visits somewhere near the quarter million mark.

A quarter million, y'all!

Wouldn't it be great to be the 250,000th visitor to Jen's site? You could be the unofficial quarter millionth visitor, as verified by the Sitemeter ticking off 100,000 in it's anemic style. Just think of the glory. The honor. Those little chocolate candies with the caramel in the middle. What are those called again? Oh, yeah - Rolos! I love Rolos. Not as much as Snickers of course, and they're a good distance behind Reese's Peanut Butter Cups but still - Rolos are pretty good.

Where was I? Track back here...Reese's...Snickers...boobs (hey, I don't write down everything I think of)...Rolos...anemia...oh, yeah - Jen's site. She's on pace to get her SiteMeterated official 100,000th visitor (actually around the 250,00th visitor) in a couple weeks but if everybody who reads this post goes to visit her she'll get there in an hour or two. Hehe. Just kidding. More like three hours.

So, to get you over there (those of you who aren't the mindless automatons who blindly obey my every command, damn I love those guys) I present:

Cool Stuff Jen Has Posted Recently*

Been a secret agent.
Interviewed shitloads of notable bloggers including me.
Posted a picture of herself without a stitch of clothing showing.
Identified the progressive stages of insanity.
Sent hope and joy throughout the world.
Out-googled J-Lo's ass.

And that's just the recent stuff. Go see for yourself. Hey, almost 100,000 to somewhere around 250,000 visitors can't all be wrong!

* Okay, the interviews aren't recent. So sue me.

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Plyorns has posted the missing item in the Atlanta driver's mandatory equipment list. Ooh, I gotta get me some.

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Anna explains her lengthy absense and prepares us for another one.

Anna, you've got my best wishes and hopes pulling for you. I hope you'll be back when things straighten out a bit. We just don't have enough California blondes with yards of golden tresses in the Blogosphere.

All seriousness aside...no, wait a sec...all joking aside, you'll be missed (again) and I'll be eagerly awaiting your return. You make me laugh and that makes the world a little bit brighter.

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The holiday gluttony starts early in the blogosphere. Sate yourself with some crunchy appetizers at the 114th Carnival of the Vanities then pig out on the turkeys at the 73rd Bonfire.

What? No football?

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But Flibbertigibbet does. Rather, he needs people to take his survey. It's for one of his school projects. He's going to school for a business degree. If he does well here he will very quickly become one of those mover/shaker type business moguls, supporting and growing our economy by his very presence. So go take the poll. Do it for Flibby. Do it for the USA. Do it because it's just a couple questions and you've got nothing better to do anyway.

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Getting a little ahead of ourselves, aren't we? The nominations for the 2004 Weblog Awards are open. Go and let Kevin and crew know what your favorite blogs are.

Incidentally, in case you were wondering, Snooze Button Dreams would be in the Best of the Top 500-1000 Blogs class for the Ecosystem ranking categories. You were wondering, weren't you?

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Snoozebob got the juice!

(Yanked off the Cheesemistress's quivering thighs.) more...

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1 *making note of the foreplay remark so as to have actual useful proof it DOES exist, GM1, you lying bugger you* James, I am impressed. Particularly about the quivering thighs part... who told?

Posted by: LeeAnn at November 19, 2004 12:24 PM (vqSdN)

2 I'm a lecher with over 30 years experience, LeeAnn. I never miss a quivering thigh. ;-)

Posted by: Jim at November 19, 2004 01:13 PM (tyQ8y)

3 If the time in bed refers to sleeping, then this quiz is pretty darn accurate for me...

Posted by: diamond dave at November 19, 2004 04:35 PM (5qKGR)

4 It's a good one, but here's a little secret, gents: sometimes, we like a quickie. Oh yes. We love the men that go for hours. We love the marathon sessions. But sometimes, just stop drilling us and give us a raunchy 5 minutes. Really. It does the job just as well sometimes.

Posted by: Helen at November 20, 2004 03:29 AM (AeGVs)

5 Of course, I wouldn't trade my Sunday afternoons for anything. You know. Just in case someone was reading something into my post. There's a reason that women can scream like they do, after all. Good god, my comments are always raunchy. Sorry Jim

Posted by: Helen at November 20, 2004 03:30 AM (AeGVs)

6 Are you kidding me? Raunch is highly encouraged. I'm hunting traffic. ;-)

Posted by: Jim at November 22, 2004 08:49 AM (tyQ8y)

7 Helen, NEVER apologize... Ya know when I put in "Mike" it only gave me 1 hour and 49 minutes... Then I put in "Mike the Marine" and I got the correct answer: 6hrs 48mins Beat ya, Jim... WOOT!

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What's cookin good lookin? Head over to Boudicca's Voice to find out. She's hosting the 14th Carnival of Recipes.

Don't mind me. I'm just going to sit here and salivate for a while.

Mmmmm...

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Lovely Wife sent me this very cool link: The World Sunlight Map

No more excuses for calling people at 3 in the morning and we can finally tell when Pixy is supposed to be awake without using a calculator or logarithms.

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The inestimable Anna has resurfaced, just as overloaded with estrogen and injected with testosterone as ever.

(Credit to Nick for the redwings thing. I never come up with stuff that clever.)

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Rob is closing in on his 1000th comment, a milestone in the life of any blog. My money says that he'll get there today.

Go and proove me right! (There's a prize in it for one of you.)

UPDATE: Rob tripped his meter this morning. Yay! Now go harrass the Wetwired crew. They're closing in on 2,000 comments and Pylorns has promised to dance naked in front of the Savoy when they get there.

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1 I just did the trackback - backwards. I didn't even see your trackback yet on Rob's site, but I added to his count and then came here... wierd.

Posted by: Clancy at November 16, 2004 07:52 AM (JxYJc)

2 I dont know about dacing naked, but fnliii promises to dance on video with his ipod like they do in the ipod commercials - to the coke music "i want to break free" which is actually Queen.

Posted by: pylorns at November 16, 2004 02:05 PM (FTYER)

3 Psst-I will hit the 7,000th comment tomorrow!

Posted by: Helen at November 16, 2004 05:17 PM (AeGVs)

4 Well, unless my post tomorrow well and truly sucks that is. Which, at this stage of my day, is entirely possible.

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Ilyka has an absolutely fantastic treatise on what it's like being in the middle between the big political parties. That's the Republicans and Democrats, for those of you playing along at home.

As good as that post is I must guiltily admit that the biggest kick I got out of it was her handling of a jackass commenter.

SHORT'NIN! SHORT'NIN! SHORT'NIN!

Go read, you'll thank me when you're done. Seriously - I expect all of you to come back here and thank me. I'll be quite distraught if you don't.

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