April 22, 2005
Competition for PayPal?
It looks like PayPal is finally getting some competition.
GreenZap is now taking pre-registrations for their Summer 2005 launch. Pre-register now and your account will start with a $25 balance.
Better yet, pre-register through the link above and I'll get a $5 referral bonus too! Woo hoo!
Even without the free start-up and referral cash I'm keen on a non-eBay-owned money transfer system. And since they're just starting up there's the side bonus of 100% less phishing, account theft and fraudulent emails compared to your eBay account. Can't beat that with a stick.
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w00t, you have $5 extra bucks.. but i had to of course get my 5 extra bucks from other suckers like me.. so i posted on my site...
Posted by: pylorns at April 22, 2005 04:27 PM (FTYER)
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Woo hoo!
I'm rich! I'm a happy miser!
Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2005 04:32 PM (tyQ8y)
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Hey Pylorns......that what I did......LOL
Posted by: LW at April 22, 2005 04:39 PM (MDLz3)
Posted by: Ronda at April 25, 2005 02:45 PM (caz42)
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Sweet!
Ronda kicks ass!
Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2005 02:50 PM (tyQ8y)
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April 20, 2005
Do I still have time?
To make ammends for my earlier posting?
No?
Well then let me tell the world (or at least the 60% of the world that reads Jim's site) about the amazing eBay challenge. Anyone can enter (provided you have an Bay seller account) and the closing date for entries is the 26th April.
Basic intro can be found here and you may wish to peruse the rules.
Rob (XSet.co.uk)
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Now THAT is pimping. Blatant advertising with extreme prejudice.
I am impressed.
Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2005 11:21 AM (tyQ8y)
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I just know you'd do the same for me ;-)
You gonna play along?
Posted by: Rob at April 21, 2005 06:07 AM (kXZI6)
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I'm having a hard time finding anything worth less than a dollar here. Almost everything is gold or silver plated or made of the skins of endangered animals.
Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2005 10:51 AM (MDLz3)
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But surely you get it easier than the rest of us UK peeps? £2 is about $3.5 last I checked
Posted by: Rob at April 21, 2005 12:47 PM (kXZI6)
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Have I?
Have I also mentioned lately how annoying I find some of you?
Not to mention obnoxious and irritating??
Yeah,needed to be said,sorry.:-)
LW
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Nope, you hadn't mentioned it at all as far as I can see ... I'll put it down to the crocodile song and leave it at that ;-)
Posted by: Rob at April 20, 2005 04:49 AM (kXZI6)
Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2005 11:22 AM (tyQ8y)
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Not lately, but I'll keep it in mind. Right now, I'm annoyed because I can't find the flushing-the-cup-down-the-toilet story.
Posted by: Victor at April 20, 2005 02:53 PM (L3qPK)
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April 19, 2005
Always wanted to ask this...
What movies have made you hyper-macho manly guys cry (since the age of 12 or so, besides Old Yeller)? Or at least watery-eyed, if not out-and-out bawling?
C'mon, don't be shy, let's show the ladies that there really are sensitive men out there!
And ladies, if your men are too ashamed to admit so, how about enlightening us with some of your hunky mate's tearjerking moments?
I'll tell you some of mine if you tell me some of yours:
more...
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Rain Maker - what can I say, I was wasted.
Posted by: shank at April 19, 2005 06:55 PM (jfEhX)
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I cried at the end of Aliens 3 , because I was so sad it had stolen that 2 hours from my life.
Posted by: Oorgo at April 19, 2005 07:08 PM (lM0qs)
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Armegadon where Bruce willis is staying on the planet telling Ben Aflect that he loved him, and then when he was saying good bye to his daughter on the video phone.
Posted by: pylorns at April 19, 2005 07:39 PM (xDzgY)
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OK so its not a movie but that damn TV show "Extreme Home Makeover" gets the tears rolling. "The Wife" says I look like the Mayor of Wussville
Posted by: Frick at April 19, 2005 08:27 PM (Xczbc)
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#1 all time cryer - Rocket Gilbralter. Great storyline if you can stay awake to the end.
other than that - I'll cry at a sappy commercial...
Posted by: Clancy at April 19, 2005 09:12 PM (lJX9L)
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Not one movie has made me cry that I can remember. Then again the last time I can remember crying was right after knee surgery when I woke up in the middle of the night and forgot I can't "Hop" out of bed... that hurt pretty damn bad.
Posted by: Contagion at April 20, 2005 08:46 AM (Q5WxB)
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Mask, but not at the end. It was actually somewhere in the middle.
Posted by: Victor at April 20, 2005 09:23 AM (L3qPK)
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Lilo & Stitch - Near the end when Stitch tells the alien wench that "This is my family. It's little and it's broken but it's good".
I'm tearing up just thinking about it. (sniff)
Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2005 09:23 AM (MDLz3)
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The Incredibles, when Mr. Incredible says "I'm not strong enough to lose you again".
Posted by: Harvey at April 20, 2005 12:46 PM (tJfh1)
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C'est l'Oorgo, oui!
Ok, fine, I'll stop with the French.
Do you ever wonder what people are thinking when they steal someone's cellphone and then stick it up their vagina? Yeah, I do, I also wonder what happens next... do they then whistle to try and cover up the *bring* from their no-no region?
What were they going to do once they got home with the thing, were they going to use it to call their friends? Sell it? Give it as a gift? Let their friends borrow it and then say "You're talking into my twat!" then laugh hysterically?
I could probably go on for hours in this vein, but I'll let someone post, and just sign off saying "Happy Snoozebob Day!".
Oh, I almost forgot the inevitable whoring
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I'm keeping my phone in my pocket from now on.
Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2005 11:29 AM (tyQ8y)
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dude, if you're putting hte celly in your vag it wouldn't *bring*, it would obvisouly be on vibrate. Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow.
Posted by: shank at April 20, 2005 12:06 PM (+H1yK)
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Annoying German Pop
Technically, this isn't francophile - more germophile (hmm... I like that word).
I just want to make sure that everyone gets to share in the phenomenon that is Schnappi - the small Egyptian crocodile that's taking Germany (and Rob) by storm!
Check out his single, and then the remixes...

NB: Dafyd* does not claim any reponsability for any loss of sanity incurred by listening to Schnappi. Listen at your own risk.
*Here there be whoring
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GAH!!! Fricken crocodile is following me around
Posted by: Rob at April 19, 2005 04:39 PM (kTm63)
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Hell is not warm enough to sufficiently punish you for putting that on my blog.
Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2005 11:31 AM (tyQ8y)
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While the Cat's Away...
I had one of those days yesterday where, if it was a movie, you would have laughed your ass off. Instead, it was real and you came this close to turning off the safety on that AK you keep in your bottom desk drawer.
I came into the office at 7am. Got situated and walked out my door to get a drink from down the hall. As soon as I step outside my office, the woman who ALWAYS bugs me about my ID badge is standing there: "You GOTTA wear that badge." I push out something resembling a laugh, but really, I wanted to cry - the blasted water fountain is fifteen feet from my door. It was the equivalent of the observation that somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
I get back to the office and realize I don't have the keys to unlock the file cabinet under my desk. Crap. I walk to the car, no keys. Check my shoulder bag, no keys. I sit there for a few minutes and decide to break the lock on the filing cabinet. The cabinet is one of those modular deals that slides out from the desk, but it sits on a little wooden frame. So I pull it out from under the desk, and it slides off the wooden frame. Crap. The thing weighs like 80lbs, so I have to squat and lift it fromt he floor back onto the frame. In all the heaving and hoing, I eventually get it back on the base and under the desk. Which is when I realize that in all that grunting, I had COMPLETELY forgotten to pop the lock off. Crap. Again. And it's not even 8:30am.
So, I pull it back out and it of course slides off it's base. Incidentally, it sliced my finger at the cuticle too; insuring that I was indeed completely awake at this point. So I wrap my wound in a napkin and secure it with a little scotch tape (office first aid, I earned that merit badge at the management retreat last fall). I pull the panel off the top of the cabinet, remove the cotter pin that holds the lock in place, punch the lcok core out, and release the lever locking all the drawers in place. With all this racket, I was beginning to draw the attention of a few passers-by.
I lift the heavy bastard back on it's base and slide everything under my desk. I'm sweating. That's when I get a call from one of the nursing units. Apparently a pipe above them in the hematology room had busted, and salt water was leaking through the ceiling onto people, computers, and filling light fixtures. It was like that all day yesterday.
shank
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The perfect closer would have been if you found your keys right after popping the lock out.
Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2005 11:34 AM (tyQ8y)
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By the time I got home that evening, the g/f had found them. Found them where? On the kitchen counter of course, where I had put them the night before and told myself, "Don't forget these in the morning."
Posted by: shank at April 20, 2005 12:08 PM (+H1yK)
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Because I always do as Jim Orders
And so I have tried very hard to ensure this post is neither french or spammy ...

(Rob from XSet)
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Damn spammers......to jail with you!
Posted by: LW at April 19, 2005 11:11 AM (MDLz3)
Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2005 11:38 AM (tyQ8y)
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Yeah but at least the bageldonut is made from tasty things slammed into unholy proximity... there is no way spam can be considered tasty by anything more intellegent than say ... a carp
Posted by: Rob at April 21, 2005 06:03 AM (kXZI6)
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Movie Quotes Time
Results: Pylorns has posted the answers. The only one that nobody got was #3,
Gold Finger. Here are the folks who won points (1 per each correct answer):
Helen: #5 and #9
Tiffani: #4
tommy: #2, #6 and #8
Rob: #10
Clancy: #1 and #7
Ok I'll let Jim award the points when I get back. 10 movie quotes for your guessing enjoyment. And don't google them or I'll come to your house and take a dump on the hood of your car. Name the movie, and preferably the actor that said it.
1. "You're crazy man, I like you, but your crazy."
2. "We get caught laundering money, we're not going to a white collar resort prison, we're going to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison."
3. "Run along now dear, Man talk."
4. "...high school hasn't changed. There's still that one teacher who marches to her own drummer. Those girls are still there, the ones that, even as you grow up, will remain the most beautiful girls you have ever seen close up. The smart kids, who everyone else knew as 'the brains,' but I just knew them as my soul mates, my teachers, my friends. And there's still that one guy with his mysterious confidence who seems so perfect in every way. The guy you get up and go to school for in the morning. ... High school would not have been the same without him. I would not be the same without him. I lived a lifetime of regret after my first high school experience." (girls you'll get this one quick)
5. "Um, ok. That's the little boys' room and that's the little girls' room. Where are you going? Going to the mens' room." (my fav movie)
6. "Oh, now be honest, Captain. Warrior to warrior. You do prefer it this way, don't you, as it was meant to be. No peace in our time. Once more unto the breach, dear friends."
7. "A-B-C A-Always. B-Be. C-Closing. Always be closing. Always be closing!!"
8. "I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog."
9. "I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just crewman number six. I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove the situation is serious. I gotta get out."
10. "Hey Terrorists, Terrorize this!"
-pylorns
http://www.wetwired.org
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Posted by: Helen at April 19, 2005 09:31 AM (Oxw5k)
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Number 9 is Galaxy Quest ?
Posted by: Helen at April 19, 2005 09:31 AM (Oxw5k)
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#4 - Never Been Kissed. Drew Barrymore.
Posted by: Tiffani at April 19, 2005 09:33 AM (KE4Gu)
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Oh! And the actors-number 5 is Sean Astin (pre-hobbit days) and Josh Brolin.
Number 9-can't remember the actor, if indeed I got the right movie.
Posted by: Helen at April 19, 2005 09:42 AM (Oxw5k)
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#8 Indianna Jones and the Last Crusade
#6 Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country
#2 OfficeSpace (Greatest Movie Ever)
Posted by: tommy at April 19, 2005 10:03 AM (VCRgB)
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10 - Team America (fuck yeah)
Posted by: Rob at April 19, 2005 11:07 AM (kXZI6)
Posted by: Clancy at April 19, 2005 11:12 AM (JxYJc)
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Fuck. Everyone already got the ones I know (2,6,9,10). Can I have some points anyway?
Posted by: Victor at April 19, 2005 01:45 PM (L3qPK)
Posted by: pylorns at April 19, 2005 01:51 PM (FTYER)
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What do ya mean nope? Surely I got mine right.
Posted by: Tiffani at April 19, 2005 02:17 PM (KE4Gu)
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No as in no points. You were right. Now #3 and #7 who has em?
Posted by: pylorns at April 19, 2005 02:35 PM (FTYER)
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#7, total wag - "Glenn Gary, Glen Ross?" (or something like that)
Posted by: Clancy at April 19, 2005 04:25 PM (JxYJc)
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I'm waitin' for Jim to answer.
Posted by: Victor at April 20, 2005 09:25 AM (L3qPK)
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No idea for either of them but I'll guess "Death of a Salesman" for #7.
Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2005 09:28 AM (MDLz3)
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1. "You're crazy man, I like you, but your crazy." - Old School
2. "We get caught laundering money, we're not going to a white collar resort prison, we're going to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison." Office Space
3. "Run along now dear, Man talk." James Bond: Gold Finger.
4. "...high school hasn't changed. There's still that one teacher who marches to her own drummer. Those girls are still there, the ones that, even as you grow up, will remain the most beautiful girls you have ever seen close up. The smart kids, who everyone else knew as 'the brains,' but I just knew them as my soul mates, my teachers, my friends. And there's still that one guy with his mysterious confidence who seems so perfect in every way. The guy you get up and go to school for in the morning. ... High school would not have been the same without him. I would not be the same without him. I lived a lifetime of regret after my first high school experience." (girls you'll get this one quick) - Never Been Kissed
5. "Um, ok. That's the little boys' room and that's the little girls' room. Where are you going? Going to the mens' room." (my fav movie) - Goonies
6. "Oh, now be honest, Captain. Warrior to warrior. You do prefer it this way, don't you, as it was meant to be. No peace in our time. Once more unto the breach, dear friends." - Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country
7. "A-B-C A-Always. B-Be. C-Closing. Always be closing. Always be closing!!" - Glenn Gary Glenn Ross
8. "I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog." Indiana Jones Last Crusade
9. "I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just crewman number six. I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove the situation is serious. I gotta get out." - Galaxy Quest
10. "Hey Terrorists, Terrorize this!" -Team America
Posted by: pylorns at April 20, 2005 10:45 AM (FTYER)
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whooo hooo - I can't believe I guessed #7. I haven't even see then movie - it's on my list of "to see" but somehow a movie on real estate just never seems to be appealing. And that was how I guessed it - To me, closing is Real Estate and that was the only movie I could think of that involved it (and might be worthy of someones "list").
Posted by: Clancy at April 20, 2005 02:13 PM (JxYJc)
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Empty brain
I finally got a chance to ruin Jim's blog a bit and then nothing comes up.Total brain fart.
Yaaaawn......I think I'll go back to bed.
Happy Snoozebob day everyone!
LW
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It's MY turn
I can't believe it...Now I've had a chance to live the impossible dream! A post in Jim's blog! My life is now complete....Wait....that was the morning constitutional on the toilet that did it... Mitzi
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Mitzi, dear? You've really got to work on goal-setting.
Really really.
Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2005 11:40 AM (tyQ8y)
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April 13, 2005
Shit!
I knew there was something I forgot. What's the absolute worst thing that a guy can forget? Yeah, that's right. An anniversary.
Not mine, of course. That's tattooed on my forehead in backward numbers like an ecnalubma so I'm reminded of it every time I look in the mirror. Safety first, yo.
No, I meant to post a happy anniversary post for Harvey and Smiling Dynamite. I even had a made up fairy tale story in the works about how Harvey the Troll kidnapped the beautiful Princess Dynamite and forced her to choose between marrying him or a Frenchman and then she kicked the shit out of him but then felt sorry for him and married him after all and they all lived happily ever after. With pictures in there too - that's what was planned.
So anyway, happy anniversary!
(6 years she's been married to Harvey, y'all. Every woman who reads this should go thank her for that 6 years of peace.)
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Pardon by ignorance - but what the hell is an ecnalubma?
Posted by: diamond dave at April 13, 2005 04:36 PM (Jf5b4)
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Dave - Print it out and look at it in the rear view mirror. ;-)
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2005 06:20 PM (MDLz3)
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Damn I'm stupid today. I followed your instructions and STILL didn't get it. Got desperate and had to google it... Cute.
Posted by: diamond dave at April 13, 2005 06:32 PM (AV77T)
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"ecnalubma" - that's hilarious!
Posted by: TNT at April 15, 2005 09:16 PM (ubhj8)
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