December 30, 2004

Help a lady out

Annette of More Than Words is moving to Atlanta. This shows that she has class and taste and some not insignificantly challenging mental issues. I joke - her writing shows the class and taste. The move to Atlanta only illustrates the mental thing.

Anywho, she's doing a photo scavenger hunt and needs items for the list. Pop on over and give her a few ideas of what she should shoot.

I should specify that "shoot" means with a camera. It won't default to gun use until she's been a Southerner for at least 12 months.

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December 22, 2004

The cure for Atlanta's traffic woes

Dusty has it all figured out.

At the four corners of most intersections there are usually light posts or some other weapon mounting system.

It's generic enough to work for just about any big city, too!

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December 21, 2004

Looking for some holiday cheer?

You won't find it at Protomonkey. You will find a twisted little Christmas story by Michele though, accompanied by a Christmas thriller by yours truly.

And once your holiday jones has been sated you can take a well deserved breather with shank's first contribution. Don't breath too deeply though - his protaganist is about as sympathetic as mine.

Hmmm...that's a spooky Christmas story two years in a row for me. Does that make it a trend or a tradition?

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December 20, 2004

It's twins!

I've got a new blogson and blogdaughter. Go say hello to the dynamic duo at Loggerheads. Or @Loggerheads? Whatever, just go say hi.

Actually, I don't know if I get to claim paternity. They were both established bloggers before. I just helped them get a modicum of anonymity for their newest venture. Harvey, can i get a ruling?

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December 15, 2004

Must read

I don't say that very often. In fact I don't think I've ever said it, so you know I'm not crying wolf.

Almost three years ago we almost lost little Burger. It was a fantastic collision of poor diagnosis, entrenched medical establishment and insurance company hell. Lovely Wife has written up the whole story.

When you're done over there you might want to read about the other medical calamity we went through. I wrote about that one last year.

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Remote Commenting

Trey's comments are busted so I, the proverbial swinging monkey of commenters, shall fling the feces of my verbosity from afar.

Congratulations!
Trey finished with the scholastic requirements for his Masters of Business Administration. You may now call him a "suit" and tremble before him. Seriously though Trey, a big virtual high five from Snoozeland.

My deepest sympathies
Please pass my regards and condolences to The Good Doctor.

How fitting
I can't think of a more fitting name for a town that volunteers to subsidize inflated prices than "Dorking". In fact, wouldn't it be just nifty if this practice itself became known as "dorking"?

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December 13, 2004

Almost there...

Jen has almost reached the magical 100,000 visitor mark. In tru diabolical fashion she is offering a bribe to the blogger who refers the magic visitor. In similar fashion (if you can't copy Jen, who can you copy?) I'll do the same. If you're the 100,000th visitor and you get there from my site I'll win the bear and you'll win your choice of either 5 Snooze Points or 1 month of free advertising at Zero Intelligence*.

So what are you waiting for? Get on over there! Don't you understand that I could win a freakin' bear? I already got an award today; winning that bear would make this a banner day.

* Yes, I realize I just established a market value of $2 for a Snooze Point. Does this qualify as an IPO?

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The party's over

The 2004 Weblog Awards have closed. My site didn't win and none of the sites I endorsed won. I think you all can see what this means.

If you want to win in the 2005 Weblog Awards you damned well better not have me plugging your site. I will begin taking bribes to that effect. Just click the PayPal button in the sidebar and put the following in the memo section when you make payment: "2005 Weblog Awards bribe - For the love of God please don't plug my site."

Just like NPR, I offer various levels of contribution:

$5 - Snooze Button Dreams will not actively campaign for your site.
$10 - Snooze Button Dreams will not mention that we are voting for your site.
$25 - Snooze Button Dreams will not mention your site at all for the duration of the voting.
$50 - Snooze Button Dreams will eradicate any mention of your site, remove all links and trackbacks except for an active spin campaign where we will campaign against your site. We're pretty sure this will guarantee a victory for you.

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Who are the people in your neighborhood?

The newest person in mine is Tiffany! Blown Fuse has been subborned moved into Munuviana.

And so we continue in our quest to take over the world, one blog at a time.

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December 10, 2004

Bill's Back!

And he's a Munu now!

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December 06, 2004

Happy Birthday!

My fourth child turned a year old today. Of course the babe was adopted months ago but I'm still mighty happy to see the little bugger his the first anniversary mark.

Go visit adopting daddy Gary Cruse and see what the Bestofme Symphony looks like on its first birthday.

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Good clean fun

Ryan's post is hillarious but Joshua's comment on it takes humor down up to new levels.

Nope, I'm not back. This post brought to you by the wonder that is Trickle.

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December 03, 2004

The well equipped brigadier profanes of tin-foil

Tis true! Tin-foil hats are passe. They're so...so...so 1998. The modernly festooned brigade member wears this delightful accessory, cunningly crafted from layers of electrostatic insulating polymer shoved into a WWI Snoopy pilot's hat:

Try you infernal mind powers elsewhere foul Mantis King for I am protected!

What better statement could there be to signify "I've got my shit together" than to have this ingenious contraption strapped to one's noggin? All of the mind protecting power of thin sheets of metal with none of the nasty crinkly noises. The future is now.

No longer shall they be known as the tin-foil hat brigade. Nay I say! From this point forward they shall be called the Velostat Visionaries!

That site does give us one gem of useful information. Specifically, never ever allow your children to attend Temple University. The Grand High Poobah of the Velostat Visionaries is a tenured professor there.

(Hat tip to Dopple-G)

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December 01, 2004

The weather outside is frightful, but the awards they're delightful

The turkey's gone and the fat man in red isn't here yet. That means it's time for Blogosphere Awards!

The king daddy of 'em all is the 2004 Weblog Awards, organized by Kevin at Wizbang. Nominations are complete and voting starts later today. I shall annoy y'all for votes later if I make the category cut.

New for this year are The Edublog Awards, focusing on weblogs of an educational bent.

Last but not least are the 2004 Asian Blog Awards. This year they're hosted by our very own Simon.

It's like a disease - we just can't stop voting.

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