January 29, 2004
What's in your chow mein?
Purrrrrr
(Hat tip to Dopple-G)
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January 27, 2004
I'm 40% Yankee
Guess that's not bad for being down here for 3 years. Dopple-G's been here for twice as long and he's still 39% yankee. How 'bout y'all? Find out how much yankee blood you have
here.
(Hat tip to Dopple-G)
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37% (Yankee). You have a good Yankee score.
"When God made me born a Yankee, he was only kidding"
Posted by: Clancy at January 27, 2004 11:03 AM (EGVPL)
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If I did the points thing, I would offer points for the source of my quote above. However, I have to admit it kinda' scares me what the source might reveal about me...
(And I wrote it from memory - the actual source may differ slightly.)
Posted by: Clancy at January 27, 2004 11:07 AM (EGVPL)
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39% (Yankee). You have a good Yankee score.
I swear to god...G is my evil twin!
Posted by: LW at January 27, 2004 11:42 AM (fkewd)
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43% Yankee, thank you very much. I think it was the "Rolling" that lowered my score.
Posted by: Helen at January 27, 2004 12:44 PM (O7oDa)
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44%
I'm actually surprised it's still this high. In the last 5 years, I've lived in 4 different states - all of them south of Masie-Dixie.
Posted by: Mike the Marine at January 27, 2004 01:04 PM (IOX+E)
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45% (Yankee). There are traces of Yankee in you.
Is this good or bad?
Posted by: Tiffani at January 27, 2004 01:35 PM (0i1dP)
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It's not too bad, Tiffani. Traces of yankee can be removed with consumption of suitable amounts of grits and/or collard greens. If you're willing to take these measures then you have nothing to worry about. If you let it fester though you'll find your yankitude growing beyond your ability to correct it.
Posted by: Jim at January 27, 2004 01:43 PM (IOwam)
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35% Yankee. Most of my answers were common to the Great Lakes region. What a surprise!
Posted by: Susie at January 27, 2004 01:48 PM (0+cMc)
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Wow! 38% yankee, and I have lived in Texas for over 20 years now, I guess old habits are hard to break.
Posted by: Linda at January 27, 2004 02:18 PM (yDeX9)
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Good God! I scored on 49%!!! I was born and raised in Maine! To be fair tho, I haven't lived there since I was 19 - which is way too long ago - so maybe 49% is still good. It must really be something to listen to me - tawkin' bout takin' my cah down thaya to tha brew thru for a pop or a beya, ya'll! Yeah, I've lived all over the US courtesy of the US Navy so I tend to be a hybrid of it all.
Posted by: Suz~ at January 27, 2004 08:26 PM (bYATc)
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49% Yankee.
Erm...
Mind you, I crashed and burned on the first question:
How do you pronounce Aunt?
o Like the word want
o Like the word ant
o Like the word caught
o I pronounce them all the same
In Australia (and, I think, England) all of these have different vowel sounds. Apparently, there are more vowels in Australian english than in U.S. english.
Oh, and the tiny lobster that crawls around in creek bottoms is a yabbie.
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January 26, 2004
Bestofme Symphony, 8th Performance
The
8th Bestofme Symphony is up at Dodgeblogium and ready for your adoration. Start your week on the right foot with a tour of the best of the Blogosphere.
Hosting: Would you like to host the Symphony? Send me a note.
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8th already? Good grief. How time flies where you're frantically busy 16 hours a day...
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 26, 2004 10:59 AM (jtW2s)
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Just a thought: Why are the Symphonies posted on Mondays? There's so much good stuff to read, but Monday evenings -- for most of us -- don't supply enough time to peruse the large batch of bloggy goodness. I keep of the commercial where the gal says "Sunday was made for the New York Times." I think that if the Symphonies were posted at 7:00am on Sundays alot more readers would have the time to spend -- over coffee and english muffins -- relaxing and reading through the Best Of Us.
Granted, we have a week to get through it all, but I think most would like to meet it all in one sitting and then move on. Just a thought for what it's worth.
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The Blogosphere tends to slow to a crawl on the weekends so we went looking for the best weekday to post it on. Monday had the least conflict with other established multi-post memes so we went with that.
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Oh where oh where did Margi go?
She went
right here. Go see her new digs and update those blogrolls. I'm not sure what she's up to but it's sure to be devious and exciting.
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Aww. I'm touched. Really.
It's not really going to be about sharks with frickin' laser beams on their foreheads, but it's something I've been dealing with since about June of last year -- and I'm pretty stoked because I finally (FINALLY) have a solution.
You're a peach. Thanks, Jim.
Posted by: margi at January 22, 2004 08:03 PM (kpNlZ)
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Are you looking at my bum? Cheeky monkey!
Have any of you not yet been to
Simon World? You really should check it out. Simon is well writen, attractive, and highly available for hetero or homosexual encounters. Looking for tall, dark and handsome? That's him. Short and built like a greco-roman wrestler? He's your guy. He's got humor, deep insightful commentary, and he opens windows for your mind. Unless you don't like that, in which case he's all about short and easy to understand humor. Or whatever else you're looking for.
[What's that? I can't say all that? Why not? Oh, yeah...right.]
It's been pointed out to me that as Simon is not in fact all things to all people, that I may be creating a false image in your head that he cannot possibly match, which will in turn cause you to not enjoy your experience when you go to his site and since that's pretty much 180 degrees off of the intent of this post it's not exactly the best way to pimp promote his site. Guess I've been following the Democratic Party hopefuls too closely and my worldview has been skewed. Here's the factual blurb:
Have any of you not yet been to Simon World? You really should check it out. Simon's an Aussie in Hong Kong with a lovely wife (not my Lovely Wife, of course) and kids (not my kids either) and another on the way. Humor, slice of life, a window into the world of Hong Kong; all of these and more are yours for the taking at his site. You can also help him name his baby and win fabulous prizes including a lear jet and your own private villa.
[You again? What now? Oh, okay.]
No lear jet.
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The cheque's in the mail and Cindy & Bambi are on their way. I think their hookers but there was a lot of barking in the background.
Posted by: Simon at January 22, 2004 10:24 AM (aPjRW)
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did you just grab my ass?
Posted by: pylorns at January 22, 2004 10:31 AM (06ggV)
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Sometimes Santa gotta get whacked.
Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2004 10:37 AM (IOwam)
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Hahahahahaha...my evil plan and suggestion worked.
It's true. I am the Leader of Blogdom.
Er...Simon, what's this about being around for homosexual needs?
Posted by: Helen at January 22, 2004 10:40 AM (+untu)
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Whatever it takes, Helen. Whatever it takes.
And not that there's anything wrong with that.
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January 21, 2004
"X" is for "X-treme Blogging"
The
Letter of the Day is was
"X".
"X" is for X-treme Blogging. That's when you turn your weblog over to your readers for open mike night, like Michele did.
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January 19, 2004
Don't piss on the electric fence!
This is most impressive. Click on the picture to see the video.
(Hat tip Dopple-G)
POINTS: 1 point for the first person to name the source of this post's title. No searching, y'all.
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Dunno if i can answer this, but there was a ren and stimpy show dealing wth it. though it was don't whiz on the electric fence.
Since i'm not a blogger, give my point to Helen as congrats for getting the job.
Posted by: tommy at January 19, 2004 02:06 PM (Vdwm7)
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That's the one, Tommy. Yup, I misquoted. Ah well, all's fare in love and blogdom.
1 point for Helen in giftage from Tommy. Congrats, H!
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One for the PETAphiles
I almost feel guilty for how much time I've wasted on
this little game but how often do you get to fulfill a fantasy like this?
My top score was 320.5. Dopple-G got a 323 but that's probably only because he's a natural animal abuser.
(Hat tip Dopple-G)
UPDATE: Bad news, folks. It looks like it got pulled from the site. Too bad as it was a great one. You were a Yeti and these penguins jumped off a cliff toward you and you wacked 'em with a club to send them flying for distance. Oh, it was good.
UPDATE2: Bow down and worship at Helen's feet for she has given me another link to the game and this one still works!
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356!LO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOserrrrrrrrrrs!
Posted by: LW at January 19, 2004 02:15 PM (fkewd)
Posted by: Jim at January 19, 2004 02:18 PM (IOwam)
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Ok I'm addicted (doesn't take much)
311 was my top score. With alot of zero's in between.
Posted by: Tiffani at January 19, 2004 03:16 PM (0i1dP)
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Awwww shucks - I didn't get to beat any animals...
Posted by: Clancy at January 19, 2004 08:27 PM (pvWt0)
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Y'all need to go back for batting practice! My high was 593.5!!! My average was around 400 feet. The more consistently you hit, the farther they fly. Line drives skip and slide and go longer. And holding the left click now seems to help (or maybe that was the consistency - I can't tell)
Posted by: Clancy at January 20, 2004 12:01 PM (EGVPL)
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dammit....
I got 593 twice, but just can't seem to beat your 593.5. You must have been at it for a while.......
Posted by: Cpt.Dysentery at January 20, 2004 01:56 PM (Rr/GV)
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Oh, this is different now. My very first shot was 587.1. Let's see how far I can wack that sucker...
Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2004 03:21 PM (IOwam)
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I'm topped out at 593 too. What's worse, I think I'm starting to hear penguins crying.
Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2004 06:00 PM (fkewd)
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I topped out at 498. I don't usually go for the evil animal beating things but THAT was funny!
Posted by: Suz~ at January 20, 2004 09:10 PM (bYATc)
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492 first try... and I'm a girl and all that.
Posted by: LeeAnn at January 21, 2004 12:22 AM (HxCeX)
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1224.1.
Assuming that
this is the same game.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 26, 2004 03:02 AM (jtW2s)
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Nope - there are at least three different versions of the game. Version one maxes out at around 300 feet, version two at about 600, and version three around 1200.
Version three is much more fun
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Oh, and I've snarfed copies of versions one and three, and I can put them up on mu.nu if anyone gets desperate.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 26, 2004 04:28 AM (jtW2s)
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this is the worlds greatest game!!! 593.5
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January 18, 2004
Bestofme Symphony, 7th Performance
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7th Bestofme Symphony is up and damn does it look great. Start your week right with a tour of the best of the Blogosphere.
Would you like to host the Symphony? Send me a note.
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see i got something for best of me.. but i havent posted it yet so it wont work.. damnit..
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January 17, 2004
The Hunt is On
The weekly
Snark Hunt is in fine fettle. Wander over and bag one for yourself.
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"W" is for "Welcome"
The
Letter of the Day is
"W".
"W" is for Welcome, as in "Welcome to blogdom, Clancy!"
Clancy is a long time commenter here and elsewhere and he has launched his own blog called "Clancy's View". Click the welcome link above and go say hi.
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January 16, 2004
"V" is for "vignette"
The
Letter of the Day is was
"V".
"V" is for Vignette. A vignette is a short story or act in a play. This little bit by Harvey qualifies both ways.
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This is wrong on too many levels
Watch out behind you hunter!
This is a flash game that is a definite time hog. As near as I can figure, it's about an American GI in France.
(Hat tip to Dopple-G)
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That was most definitely wrong on way too many levels. Definitely about an American GI in france though...
Posted by: Clancy at January 16, 2004 06:32 PM (pvWt0)
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Oh what a beautiful mornin', oh what a beautiful day!
It's Friday and that means that the odds are better than even for a new
Cheddar X! This is one of them there fancy cheddars. The mission was to pick an actor (or actress, I presume) and answer the questions using the titles from his (or her, I presume) body of work. Can you guess which actor is my favorite? I guarantee that everybody has heard of him (or her, I presume) and just about everybody has seen some of his (or her, I presu...forget it, that joke's getting old) movies.
more...
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Posted by: phillip at January 16, 2004 05:37 AM (1hRqD)
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Yup, Sean is one of my top two favorite actors, and is the one I used for this Cheddar. Phillip gets a point!
One more point still available for the source of this post's title.
Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2004 05:52 AM (fkewd)
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All that comes to mind is the movie "Oklahoma"! But back to the favorite actor thing. I feel bad about getting the point because I'm an early riser. I won't feel offended if you award it to someone else. Perhaps, (and this is only a suggestion)posting them a little later in the morning would be more fair to everyone.
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That's the one. Total of 2 points (already updated).
Don't feel bad, Phillip. I posted this one ultra early on purpose to give the early risers and overseas readers a shot.
Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2004 06:50 AM (IOwam)
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Jim,
Phillip has a point (literally). Normal sane rational people are not awake and posting to their blog, especially a post entitled 'Oh What A Beautiful Mornin', Oh What A Beautiful Day!' at 4:42 IN THE FRICKING MORNING!!!
It's not normal. You need help.
Posted by: Clancy at January 16, 2004 08:47 AM (EGVPL)
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But...but...but...
It really was a beautiful morning. And it's Friday so it doesn't get a whole lot more beautiful than that now, does it?
Of course that's totally besides the point - I need help regardless.
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January 15, 2004
Calling all Atlantans
Miss Kelley has invited you
to a blogmeet this coming Saturday. Unfortunately, I'll be unable to attend. This is my first weekend since November where I have zero committments and I'll be spending the days doing fun and interesting things with the boys and the evenings doing fun and interesting things to Lovely Wife. Y'all should go though - at least long enough to snap some pictures for blackmail purposes.
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January 13, 2004
January 12, 2004
The Lying Liar and the Lying Lies he Lyingly Lies About
Rich Bushnell has a new site. His
Bowling For Truth site is a fantastic piece of work dedicated to exposing the dirty underside of Michael Moore's award winning travesty. The
new site is all about
Al Franken and shows us the blatant lies in Franken's latest work of unintentional fiction.
I despise Al Franken and Rich's site goes a goodly way towards showing you why. It's not because of his politics or his opinions, it's because he's a vicious smear artist who has such little respect for his own audience that he'll blatantly lie straight to their faces in order to make his points.
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I hate Al Franken because he's a lying pig, NOT because he's a lib.
Posted by: Not enough guts to put my name to my conviction at January 18, 2004 03:25 AM (RS0fH)
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