Ryan rips into a gaybasher like Michael Moore into a table full of boiled crawdads.

Well...actually I guess the guy isn't a gaybasher. He's a speculative gaybasher.

A wannabe gaybasher?

Ah, hell. Just go read before I confuse you further.

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Jen is just around the corner from her 200,000th visitor. Go say "Hi"* and click on a BlogAd while you're there.

* "Yo", "Hey there" and "Wazzzup!" are also acceptable.

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RP is working the Hollywood cliché angle. Hop on over and let him know your favorites.

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Rachel Ann is looking for a few good men.*

She's also looking for some guest bloggers to fill in while she galavants about Israel on a ten day family vacation. Interested? Of course you are!

* Dirty, dirty girl.

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Okay, lame title. Anyway, here are Tiffani's responses to The Movie Memememe:

Total number of films I own on DVD/video:
Not very many…I probably own maybe 10. I just don’t see the point in it. I don’t like watching movies over and over again unless it’s a classic like “Pretty in Pink”.

The last film I bought:
American Pie or Fight Club ItÂ’s been so long I canÂ’t remember.

The last film I watched:
Of the movies I bought? On HBO? Or at the Theater? I saw Monster in Law a couple of weeks ago. I took my daughter, her friend and my son. The girls didn’t want to be seen with me so they went and saw a different movie. I dragged my son to see that movie. Poor kid. Oh wait I take that back – I saw Dodge Ball the other day. Best one liners ever. Like…”you guys look like retards fucking a door knob” Classic…just classic.

Five films that I watch a lot or that mean a lot to me (in no particular order):
OhÂ…this is hard. I always draw a blank.

First and foremost. Grease. I absolutely love that movie. John was so hot. I even had the album. You knowÂ…with all the pictures. My girlfriends and I used to reenact the movie and sing on the top of our lungs. Good Times. Good Times.

Remember I am a product of the 80’s…St. Elmo’s Fire is one of my favorite movies. When it’s on – I just can’t turn it off. That's mortal sin in my book.

I can not count how many times IÂ’ve seen Dumb and Dumber. I meanÂ… itÂ’s on TBS every freakin weekend. IÂ’ll be flipping through the channels and stop to watch just a little bit of it and before you know it itÂ’s over. Favorite part: MOCKING YEAH BIRD YEAH. Everybody have you heard. He's gonna buy me a mockingbird.

You're singing it now, arenÂ’t you?

IÂ’m a simple girlÂ…I loved Finding Nemo. Ellen Degenerous was the best in that movie. I could watch it everyday.

Pulp Fiction – Great movie

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I just went and checked for any posts that might have been forgotten on "Draft" and found this jem from December of last year.

The Zoomquilt.

(Hat tip to Dopple-G)

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There's an excellent bit from the BBMRE* chronicled at Ramblings of an Ordinary.

* Big Book of Men's Room Etiquette

(Hat tip to Denise)

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1 Oh....hubby is thrilled that you posted that link. There are no comments there though, since he said blogspot didn't have comments back then. I hope all the gents and women enjoy the read though.

Posted by: Denise at June 01, 2005 07:26 PM (JTlEe)

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Stupid Jedi mind tricks!

(Found at Ryan's place)

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1 That was pretty cool. He guessed my ferret.

Posted by: Tiffani at June 01, 2005 10:10 AM (KE4Gu)

2 he guessed my antelope! I am afraid.

Posted by: Oorgo at June 01, 2005 11:40 AM (lM0qs)

3 OMG.....he guessed my koala!! HOW'D HE DO THAT??!!!! I'm freakin scared!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Denise at June 01, 2005 07:24 PM (JTlEe)

4 Vader is a pussy. He couldn't guess "a door"... and it sure pissed him off!!

Posted by: Wendy at June 02, 2005 01:36 AM (lVGGv)

5 Chia pet is apparently not in its vocabulary.

Posted by: trumwill at June 02, 2005 03:16 PM (noPUC)

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Via The Corporate Mommy comes the Funniest Caption Ever. She also posts a reason why I don't want kids. For another reason to not have kids, read the Google cache for the first hit for this search.

(Full disclosure: Once I flushed a diaper down the toilet--this was in the 60's, which means it was a cloth diaper, not a disposable. My parents ended up having to have the lawn dug up to get the pipes fixed and I don't think they were too happy about that...and that, basically, is yet another reason why I don't want kids. That, and remembering the time I caught the curtains on fire.) (What it comes down to is it's self-preservation, man.)

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He's probably trying to get back to his hotel. Only you can help him out!

(My best was 49 meters. Poor Jim is still asleep in the gutter.)

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Then you've got to check out the newly redesigned IMAO. Catblogging taking to the Frankth degree.

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He doesn't do it often but when he does it he does it sooo well.

At least that's what the chicks say.

Go see.

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I saw this a while ago and was reminded of it by Claire.

English Genius

You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 93% Expert!

You have a godlike intellect. You are a beacon unto the idiot masses who should fall at your feet in humble supplication in the forlorn hope that your benediction will raise them from their ignorant stupor. Please contact me for possible chromosonal exchange. *Wink* *Wink*

Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!

To take the test, *click*

Ah...English. It's like a second language to me.

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The one for when somebody gets axed from their job because of their weblog? The name of the first person to get dumped on like that became the term for having it done to you. What's that word?

Well, whatever the hell the word is, it happened to 8 Z E R O 8. His is one of the blogs I found on that click exchange thing. What was the name of that thing? Damn, I'm bad with names today.

Anyway, he made it to the blogroll because he was funnier than me. For all of you who didn't know it, that's the only real requirement to get on my blogroll - just be more entertaining than me. Seriously, if I can entertain myself better than you can entertain me, what do I need you for? And remember, masturbation is entertainment so you have to be able to beat that. No pun intended.

Anywho...Somebody at his work ratted him out and they fired him. And that sucks big, huge amounts of vacuum.

Go visit, commiserate, spread the word, help him find a job, and click on his GoogleAds (no tipjar over there).

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Do Not Press

(Yanked from IMAO)

* Yes, I realize that the title has nothing to do with the entry. You try coming up with a title for a three word post.

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1 That's from The Matrix, isn't it?

Posted by: Victor at May 03, 2005 12:17 PM (L3qPK)

2 Ding! Ding! Stealth point.

Posted by: Jim at May 03, 2005 12:22 PM (tyQ8y)

3 Dang! Busted by the network filters! I think that's twice today...

Posted by: Nate at May 03, 2005 03:17 PM (uKuUC)

4 It's also from Dog Soldiers :-) But your stealth is slipping Jim, that was a little blatent

Posted by: Rob at May 04, 2005 05:04 AM (kXZI6)

5 I was in a giving mood.

Posted by: Jim at May 04, 2005 09:26 AM (tyQ8y)

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It looks like PayPal is finally getting some competition. GreenZap is now taking pre-registrations for their Summer 2005 launch. Pre-register now and your account will start with a $25 balance.

Better yet, pre-register through the link above and I'll get a $5 referral bonus too! Woo hoo!

Even without the free start-up and referral cash I'm keen on a non-eBay-owned money transfer system. And since they're just starting up there's the side bonus of 100% less phishing, account theft and fraudulent emails compared to your eBay account. Can't beat that with a stick.

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To make ammends for my earlier posting?

No?

Well then let me tell the world (or at least the 60% of the world that reads Jim's site) about the amazing eBay challenge. Anyone can enter (provided you have an Bay seller account) and the closing date for entries is the 26th April.

Basic intro can be found here and you may wish to peruse the rules.

Rob (XSet.co.uk)

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1 Now THAT is pimping. Blatant advertising with extreme prejudice. I am impressed.

Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2005 11:21 AM (tyQ8y)

2 I just know you'd do the same for me ;-) You gonna play along?

Posted by: Rob at April 21, 2005 06:07 AM (kXZI6)

3 I'm having a hard time finding anything worth less than a dollar here. Almost everything is gold or silver plated or made of the skins of endangered animals.

Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2005 10:51 AM (MDLz3)

4 But surely you get it easier than the rest of us UK peeps? £2 is about $3.5 last I checked

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Have I also mentioned lately how annoying I find some of you?
Not to mention obnoxious and irritating??
Yeah,needed to be said,sorry.:-)
LW

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What movies have made you hyper-macho manly guys cry (since the age of 12 or so, besides Old Yeller)? Or at least watery-eyed, if not out-and-out bawling?

C'mon, don't be shy, let's show the ladies that there really are sensitive men out there!

And ladies, if your men are too ashamed to admit so, how about enlightening us with some of your hunky mate's tearjerking moments?

I'll tell you some of mine if you tell me some of yours:

more...

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