July 21, 2004
Surviving the primaries*
I'm happy to say that yesterday was primary voting here in Georgia and nobody took in more votes for the Flying Pig party than Trey and I did!
Can I get a hallelujiah?
* Alternate title: Making the primaries our bitch
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Congratulations! Too bad that moon bat Cynthia McKinney also has reason to celebrate. What a loon.
Posted by: Random Penseur at July 21, 2004 03:51 PM (LlPKh)
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We do not speak that name in the House of Snooze! Then again you didn't speak it, you wrote it, so I guess that's okay.
The fact that she got 51% of the vote for that nomination says a whole lot about the people living there. Then again, the fact that she keeps getting elected there at will unless there's a concerted Republican effort to dethrone her already said it.
Posted by: Jim at July 21, 2004 03:59 PM (IOwam)
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It is inconceivable to me that she has a future in politics. I'm afraid that word does not mean whai I think it means anymore.
Posted by: Random Penseur at July 21, 2004 09:37 PM (X3Lfs)
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Famous quotes about Michael Moore?
"To vilify a great man is the readiest way in which a little man can himself attain greatness" - Edgar Allan Poe
"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo." - H. G. Wells
"I prefer tongue-tied knowledge to ignorant loquacity." - Marcus Tullius Cicero
"A narrow mind and a fat head invariably come on the same person." - Zig Ziglar
"He steps on stage and draws the sword of rhetoric, and when he is through, someone is lying wounded and thousands of others are either angry or consoled." - Pete Hamill
"If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name." - A. A. Milne
"Ill deeds are doubled with an evil word." - William Shakespeare
"The liberal soul shall be made fat." - Bible
"Through clever and constant application of propaganda, people can be made to see paradise as hell, and also the other way round, to consider the most wretched sort of life as paradise." - Adolf Hitler
Can you think of any other quotes that could have been written about Michael Moore?
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How about:
The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.
Demagogue: one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
One seldom discovers a true believer that is worth knowing.
The believing mind is externally impervious to evidence. The most that can be accomplished with it is to induce it to substitute one delusion for another. It rejects all overt evidence as wicked...
All by H. L. Mencken
Posted by: Deus ex Macrame at July 25, 2004 07:33 AM (lzBvv)
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Good ones! That last one sums up the situation nicely.
Posted by: Jim at July 25, 2004 12:24 PM (behRF)
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July 13, 2004
Politicians think we are all morons
Seems like I'm posting a lot about politics lately, doesn't it? It's probably because with the election coming up the stupid factor is increasing to near astronomic proportions. Take
this bullshit for instance. The Feds have made it illegal for US citizens to buy cheap drugs from outside of America. Ostensibly this is to guarantee quality through Federal controls on pharmaceutical companies. That by itself is total horse shit but I'm not going to get into the reasons why in this particular rant. No, this particular rant deals with the exceptionally warm and deep pile of horse shit that our politicians are currently attempting to spread.
They are now trying to pass legislation to allow people to purchase from foreign drug markets and their reasoning is just as bad as it was for the current embargo - they say that we can save money by buying drugs from Canada. They are using this as a sop to the masses. "We feel your pain! We'll let you buy cheap drugs, that's how much we care! All your problems will go away with cross-border pharmaceuticals!"
Bullshit.
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Excellent analogy, Jim. The problem with politicians is most of them don't understand how business works. And the problem with Democrat politicians is they think profit=evil and believe the government creates jobs. Sheesh....
Posted by: Susie at July 13, 2004 01:12 PM (k57UC)
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Name that government handout program
Who can name the only government handout program where millions can be given to a single individual with absolutely no consideration of his/her need for the money? Here are a couple of hints:
WIC: Nope. The income of the parents is the deciding factor.
Welfare: Nope. Again, income is the key.
Medicaide/Medicaire: Nope. Money again. If they don't think you need the program you don't get it.
There's only one government program (hint: it's a Federal one) where up to 75 million dollars is given to a person no matter how much money he/she earns and regardless of their assets or any realistic need for the money.
The answer is in the extended entry.
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And here I was about to guess "the lottery".
Interesting point, J-Snooze.
Posted by: DeAnna at July 13, 2004 11:36 AM (IdVP4)
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I was going to guess the United Endowment for the Arts...
Posted by: Trey Givens at July 13, 2004 01:10 PM (uew91)
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Fortunately a single person can't get $75 Million for that one. Yet.
Posted by: Jim at July 13, 2004 01:13 PM (IOwam)
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July 12, 2004
The funniest thing I have ever seen
Why vote for Bush? What is there to support about Kerry? Let the candidates tell you themselves.
In song.
(Hat tip to Simon)
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