January 22, 2004

Are you looking at my bum? Cheeky monkey!

Have any of you not yet been to Simon World? You really should check it out. Simon is well writen, attractive, and highly available for hetero or homosexual encounters. Looking for tall, dark and handsome? That's him. Short and built like a greco-roman wrestler? He's your guy. He's got humor, deep insightful commentary, and he opens windows for your mind. Unless you don't like that, in which case he's all about short and easy to understand humor. Or whatever else you're looking for.

[What's that? I can't say all that? Why not? Oh, yeah...right.]

It's been pointed out to me that as Simon is not in fact all things to all people, that I may be creating a false image in your head that he cannot possibly match, which will in turn cause you to not enjoy your experience when you go to his site and since that's pretty much 180 degrees off of the intent of this post it's not exactly the best way to pimp promote his site. Guess I've been following the Democratic Party hopefuls too closely and my worldview has been skewed. Here's the factual blurb:

Have any of you not yet been to Simon World? You really should check it out. Simon's an Aussie in Hong Kong with a lovely wife (not my Lovely Wife, of course) and kids (not my kids either) and another on the way. Humor, slice of life, a window into the world of Hong Kong; all of these and more are yours for the taking at his site. You can also help him name his baby and win fabulous prizes including a lear jet and your own private villa.

[You again? What now? Oh, okay.]

No lear jet.

Posted by: Jim at 09:57 AM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 The cheque's in the mail and Cindy & Bambi are on their way. I think their hookers but there was a lot of barking in the background.

Posted by: Simon at January 22, 2004 10:24 AM (aPjRW)

2 did you just grab my ass?

Posted by: pylorns at January 22, 2004 10:31 AM (06ggV)

3 Sometimes Santa gotta get whacked.

Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2004 10:37 AM (IOwam)

4 Hahahahahaha...my evil plan and suggestion worked. It's true. I am the Leader of Blogdom. Er...Simon, what's this about being around for homosexual needs?

Posted by: Helen at January 22, 2004 10:40 AM (+untu)

5 Whatever it takes, Helen. Whatever it takes. And not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Simon at January 23, 2004 02:52 AM (/qW+I)

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