I couldn't believe it either but just look at this stuff:

Last night I decided to have some signs printed up to hang above the urinals in public restrooms. They would read “What would you do if someone stole your wallet right now? Something to think about.”

I mean, it’s not like you’re going to turn around and give chase. Yeah, running full speed through a crowded bar with your wrinklebeast hanging out, spraying urine haphazardly on unsuspecting patrons while you yell “Someone grab that guy!”

ThatÂ’ll work.

Wrinklebeast. I could have thought of that! Damn, I feel so small now.

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