January 17, 2004
"W" is for "Welcome"
The
Letter of the Day is
"W".
"W" is for Welcome, as in "Welcome to blogdom, Clancy!"
Clancy is a long time commenter here and elsewhere and he has launched his own blog called "Clancy's View". Click the welcome link above and go say hi.
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January 16, 2004
"V" is for "vignette"
The
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"V".
"V" is for Vignette. A vignette is a short story or act in a play. This little bit by Harvey qualifies both ways.
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This is wrong on too many levels
Watch out behind you hunter!
This is a flash game that is a definite time hog. As near as I can figure, it's about an American GI in France.
(Hat tip to Dopple-G)
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That was most definitely wrong on way too many levels. Definitely about an American GI in france though...
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Oh what a beautiful mornin', oh what a beautiful day!
It's Friday and that means that the odds are better than even for a new
Cheddar X! This is one of them there fancy cheddars. The mission was to pick an actor (or actress, I presume) and answer the questions using the titles from his (or her, I presume) body of work. Can you guess which actor is my favorite? I guarantee that everybody has heard of him (or her, I presume) and just about everybody has seen some of his (or her, I presu...forget it, that joke's getting old) movies.
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Posted by: phillip at January 16, 2004 05:37 AM (1hRqD)
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Yup, Sean is one of my top two favorite actors, and is the one I used for this Cheddar. Phillip gets a point!
One more point still available for the source of this post's title.
Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2004 05:52 AM (fkewd)
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All that comes to mind is the movie "Oklahoma"! But back to the favorite actor thing. I feel bad about getting the point because I'm an early riser. I won't feel offended if you award it to someone else. Perhaps, (and this is only a suggestion)posting them a little later in the morning would be more fair to everyone.
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That's the one. Total of 2 points (already updated).
Don't feel bad, Phillip. I posted this one ultra early on purpose to give the early risers and overseas readers a shot.
Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2004 06:50 AM (IOwam)
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Jim,
Phillip has a point (literally). Normal sane rational people are not awake and posting to their blog, especially a post entitled 'Oh What A Beautiful Mornin', Oh What A Beautiful Day!' at 4:42 IN THE FRICKING MORNING!!!
It's not normal. You need help.
Posted by: Clancy at January 16, 2004 08:47 AM (EGVPL)
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But...but...but...
It really was a beautiful morning. And it's Friday so it doesn't get a whole lot more beautiful than that now, does it?
Of course that's totally besides the point - I need help regardless.
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January 15, 2004
Calling all Atlantans
Miss Kelley has invited you
to a blogmeet this coming Saturday. Unfortunately, I'll be unable to attend. This is my first weekend since November where I have zero committments and I'll be spending the days doing fun and interesting things with the boys and the evenings doing fun and interesting things to Lovely Wife. Y'all should go though - at least long enough to snap some pictures for blackmail purposes.
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January 13, 2004
January 12, 2004
The Lying Liar and the Lying Lies he Lyingly Lies About
Rich Bushnell has a new site. His
Bowling For Truth site is a fantastic piece of work dedicated to exposing the dirty underside of Michael Moore's award winning travesty. The
new site is all about
Al Franken and shows us the blatant lies in Franken's latest work of unintentional fiction.
I despise Al Franken and Rich's site goes a goodly way towards showing you why. It's not because of his politics or his opinions, it's because he's a vicious smear artist who has such little respect for his own audience that he'll blatantly lie straight to their faces in order to make his points.
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I hate Al Franken because he's a lying pig, NOT because he's a lib.
Posted by: Not enough guts to put my name to my conviction at January 18, 2004 03:25 AM (RS0fH)
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Bestofme Symphony, 6th Performance
The Bestofme Symphony is up and in fine fettle at
Ilyka Damen's place. Wow, she kicked ass with this one. Go and enjoy the best Monday read in the Blogosphere.
Would you like to host the Symphony? Send me a note.
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January 10, 2004
I'm goin' huntin'!
The Snark are running over at
Electric Venom. Better bring some heavy gauge equipment though as it's a sizeable herd this week.
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January 09, 2004
"U" is for "Unlawful"
The
Letter of the Day is was
"U".
"U" is for Unlawful. Some of the unlawful things that students are getting arrested for include wearing a shirt that is too short and turning off the lights in the bathroom.
A local court official says only 2 percent of students referred to the juvenile justice system had committed a serious offense, such as assaulting a teacher.
So 98% of the things that these kids are getting arrested are for the things I used to get sent to detention for? I guess "U" is also for "Unbelievable".
Also see the Joanne Jacobs post that the CS&W post refers to. The ultimate source is a NYT article and I don't link those because they require registration.
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January 08, 2004
Bob Irwin vs. Murray Croc
I pretty much agreed with
Trey about this. Although it would have been a pretty stupid manuver for us regular folk, it's a bit different when Steve Irwin is carrying the baby. That was before I thought about it from the animal's point of view.
Animal rights campaigners criticise Steve Irwin baby stunt
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Ah crap, and here I thought my take on it had been original. I am again exposed as a sham.
Posted by: LeeAnn at January 08, 2004 01:36 PM (HxCeX)
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Anyone care to hear MY opinion about PETA????
Posted by: LW at January 08, 2004 02:55 PM (fkewd)
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Yes, LW - I would like to hear your opinion of PETA...
Posted by: Clancy at January 08, 2004 03:44 PM (EGVPL)
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Best not, Clancy. Mere html pages have not the fortitude to contain Lovely Wife's vehemence where PETA is concerned.
Posted by: Jim at January 08, 2004 08:06 PM (fkewd)
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I could use the rated "E" version.However,it would turn out like the Jerry Springer show (beepb beep).
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The Evil Attack Squirrel of Death
Dopple-G sent me this story today and I almost pissed my pants it's so funny. You have been warned.
Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing the oncoming Valkyrie with steadfast resolve in his little beady eyes. His mouth opened, and at the last possible second, he screamed and leapt! I am pretty sure the scream was squirrel for, “Banzai!” or maybe, “Die you gravy-sucking, heathen scum!” as the leap was spectacular and he flew over the windshield and impacted me squarely in the chest.
Put your coffee down and read it all here.
UPDATE: Just realized this is also the Letter of the Day. "T" is for Terrifying. What could be more terrifying than traveling 80 mph down a residential street with an enraged squirrel in your helmet?
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"I screamed inÂ…wellÂ…I just plain screamed."
...I'm STILL giggling over that...
Posted by: Helen at January 08, 2004 08:43 AM (UsQmX)
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I liked the "furry hand grenade" metaphor. I've got to remember that one for future use.
Posted by: Jim at January 08, 2004 09:09 AM (IOwam)
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oh *wipes tears form eyes* that was brilliant, and more than a little embarrassing to corpse in front of your co-workers
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January 07, 2004
Trey's Got a New Look
Trey Givens went patriotic with his redesign, working in a very nice scheme of red, white and blue that only a commie could dislike.
Give it a look and
let him know what you think.
My favorite aspect of the new look? That sweet stylized "TG" you see at the picture at the top of the site and the lead-in for the post titles. Anybody care to work up a fancy "JP" for me?
And yet something's missing. Trey, if you're serious about "perpetuating the stereotypes that homosexuals battle on a daily basis" then where are the ferns?
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Ferns are so out. The gays are now into ultra-modern when it comes to design.
Picture it: All black. A little chrome. A few little scicle mats. It's a Dining Room!
Posted by: Trey Givens at January 07, 2004 09:12 AM (yaMs/)
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My inner lesbian is all tingly just thinking about it.
Posted by: Jim at January 07, 2004 09:17 AM (IOwam)
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Um. Not lesbian. Lesbians are still trying to grasp the concept of "coasters." And don't even get me started on their totally capricious use of airbrushed wolf and Indian posters.
Posted by: Trey Givens at January 07, 2004 07:37 PM (Vv3tI)
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I've definitely got a lesbian in here then. I have a 5 foot wolf tapestry hanging over the fire place.
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The Carnival of the Vanities #68
This week's Carnival is being hosted by
American Realpolitik. Holiday dropoff is a thing of the past but this Carnival is put together in clean style with excellent post descriptions so it's an easy tour.
Snooze Button Dreams is proud to host the 69th edition (no I didn't finagle that, it just worked out that way) of the Carnival of the Vanities next week. Submissions for the January 14th Carnival should be sent to carnival@jpeacock.net.
On the subject of submissions, get your Bestofme Symphony submissions in to Ilyka for next week's edition. These still get submitted to bestofme@jpeacock.net.
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January 06, 2004
"S" is for "Sanity"
The
Letter of the Day is
"S".
"S" is for Sanity. That's what Jack over at The People's Republic of Seabrook is pleading for from what has been an increasingly vehement Democratic party. Unfortunately the majority of positive responses are coming from the right so I don't know if the message is getting through.
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Bush in hot water over WMD
Will this ever get put to rest? Apparently not.
Congress To Investigate Heightened Terror Alert
Critics Say Lack Of An Attack Indicates White House Deception
Ryan's got the scoop. Blogger archive isn't working well but it's just one post down the page (January 02 entry).
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It's just no use, dude. My archives are limited to a monthly basis only. The problem, see, is that I'm a moron when it comes to this online shit, so my former officemate was responsible for the design and layout of my blog, including the permalinks. If I knew how to fix it, I would, but as it is, I have no fucking clue.
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We couldn't stop the fire
It's been always burnin' since the world's been turnin'. The best we can get is somebody to watch over it and make sure it doesn't get out of control. This week the
Bonfire of the Vanities is minded by Boots and Sabres. Feel free to go and warm yourself by the flames. It's safe.
Points: 2 points to the first person to source the title & first line of this post. No googlin', just grey matter searches please.
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hmm, I was thinking it was a song but I'm reasonably sure that's "we didn't start the fire" ... and now of course that's going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day ... damn
Posted by: rob at January 06, 2004 04:46 AM (kXZI6)
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That's the one. 2 more points for Rob.
I've still got a stack of Billy Joel 45's (yes, 45's) somewhere. I used to listen to them practically 24 x 7 when I was a lad. My quadraphonic record player could hold 8 at a time in the ready position. You couldn't wander far from the player though as any stack of 8 was going to have at least one with a scratch on it and you had to be there to carefully move the needle out of the groove. And no, simply not playing the scratched records was not an option.
Posted by: Jim at January 06, 2004 04:56 AM (fkewd)
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But you got the title wrong on your post, babe.
And do you EVER sleep?
Posted by: Helen at January 06, 2004 05:35 AM (ukW+j)
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The title was intentional. I should have asked for the source that inspired it instead of just asking for the source.
Sure I sleep. I have meetings almost every day!
Posted by: Jim at January 06, 2004 06:22 AM (IOwam)
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What if YOU are the 1000th commentor, Jim? Do you give the points to yourself?
Pressure is my favorite all time B.J. song...but that one's a close third or fourth (the stranger and downeaster alexa edge it out)
Posted by: Susie at January 06, 2004 10:36 AM (0+cMc)
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Hmmm...I'll have to be careful not to be commenter for number #1000...
Dammit, Susie. I was just trying to remember Pressure but Under Pressure (Queen) jumped right up into my forebrain and now I can't get it out. And it's threatening to turn into "Ice, Ice, Baby" now!
AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!
Ah well, that's why God invented MP3s.
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January 05, 2004
Bestofme Symphony, 5th Performance
Fifteen entries from a dozen participants makes this Symphony a delightfully easy
listen read.
The Bestofme Symphony will be going on tour starting next week. The concert schedule is in the sidebar to the right. Would you like to host the Symphony? Send me a note.
Submit to the Symphony: Want to be a part of next week's edition? Check out this post for submission info. Entries may always be sent to bestofme@jpeacock.net regardless of who the Symphony host is.
Spread the word: Webloggers, all I wanted for Christmas was your immortal souls Bestofme Symphony link love. Now is your chance to make my dreams come true without spending a dime!
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Without further ado, I present the fifth edition of the Bestofme Symphony:
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Another week goes by...
Posted by: pylorns at January 05, 2004 10:44 AM (fD1hc)
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Hard to believe its week #5 already. The Symphony is over a month old. Yowzer.
Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2004 01:55 PM (IOwam)
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a posting without mentioning Helen...be still my heart
Posted by: jay at January 05, 2004 02:10 PM (CBlhQ)
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Was jay being sarcastic or am I going to have to hunt him down and kill him?
They're submissions, jay. I write, ergo I submit.
Posted by: Helen at January 06, 2004 05:45 AM (31fFp)
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To be safe you should probably hunt him down like a rabid dog. ;-)
Posted by: Jim at January 06, 2004 06:20 AM (IOwam)
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Did I send one this week? I better check...
Posted by: Susie at January 06, 2004 10:38 AM (0+cMc)
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Nope--looks like I forgot...sorry, Jim! I've been sick!
Posted by: Susie at January 06, 2004 10:39 AM (0+cMc)
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December 31, 2003
Your last chance for Carnivalia this year!
The Carnival of the Vanities 2003 Finale is up at
Hypocrisy and Hypotheses. It's a fairly light read this week due to so many bloggers being out and about for the holidays. Light compared to a typical Carnival anyway, it's still a monster compared to the
Bestofme Symphony. For now. ;-)
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"R" is for Reprehensible Reporting
The
Letter of the Day is was
"R".
You need to use "R" twice to accurately describe French coverage of the U.S.-led war in Iraq.
PARIS - Reporter Alain Hertoghe's book accused the French press of not being objective in its coverage of the U.S.-led war in Iraq. His newspaper fired him.
The book, "La Guerre a Outrances" (The War of Outrages), criticizes the French reporting for continually predicting the war would end badly for the U.S.-led coalition.
"As soon as there were a couple of wounded, of dead, they were talking about Vietnam, Stalingrad," Hertoghe said.
"The French public was so carried away," he said. The journalists, he wrote in the book, "dreamed of an American defeat."
Besides war coverage in La Croix, the book examines that of the independent Le Monde, the conservative Le Figaro, the leftist Liberation and the regional daily Ouest-France, which has the largest circulation in France.
Over three weeks, the five papers carried 29 headlines condemning Saddam's dictatorship and 135 blaming Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair.
(Hat tip to BigWig)
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