February 03, 2005

Other People's Stuff

I've figured a nifty extra use for my newsreader. As you all know, I'm not a very good linker. I don't know why really except possibly that I'm a greedy, lazy roustabout. Or maybe it's because I see something linkable, say to myself "Hey, self - that right there is eminently linkable" but then I fail to link it and then forget it.

Yeah, either one of those excuses will work.

Anyway, I've started to save 'must link' posts in my newsreader. When enough of them accumulate so I begin to get pangs of guilt, I'll link them all. True, you won't be getting the freshest content in the world in my link posts but you will get the best stuff I've read in the past howeverlong-it's-been-since-my-last-link-post.

Y'all ready? Okee dokee:

Start out with Simon and his much lauded effort The New Blog Showcase. This has been doing great as a site and has launched more that a few worthy young blogs. Simon's taking it on the road now as a Carnival and he's looking for hosts.

Next stop is Ambient Irony where Pixy explains the mindset of relativistic enminity. He doesn't use big words like that, I'm just showing off. Basically he lays out why certain elements of our society view the liberation of Iraq as a bad thing.

Jennifer reminds us what's really important to remember about the Holocaust. Ask 100 American high school students to tell you who Anne Frank is; then ask them to tell you which concentration camp she died at...and precious few will know the camp. But most of them will know her story.

generic cracks my shit up with Aunt Stubby's Cautionary Tales for Children Not Yet Defeated by Life. I can't even exerpt this. Go read - if you're twisted like me you'll bust a gut.

Riding in the caboose is Lovely Wife. Hmmm...Lovely Wife's caboose... Gimme a minute here...

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As I was saying, our final stop is at Flaptrap where Lovely Wife tells y'all a story about our neighbors. We're lucky enough to have neighbors who very quickly became friends and boy are they a hoot.

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I'm Bill Murray?

I don't know if it's an insult or an honor to be compared to Bill Murray but take a gander at my Gay Factor! This is one hunka primo boobie lovin' man right here ladies.


(Click for biggie size)

Get your face analyzed.

(Hat tip to The Owner's Manual)

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February 02, 2005

Time suck

Okay, not that much of a time suck but it's fun once or twice. Visit the Realistic Internet Simulator.

(Hat tip to Dopple-G)

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January 28, 2005

Is this like pants and anti-pants?

Lovely Wife and I are like anti-nerd and nerd. She's a 16 and I'm a 74. On the positive side our kids should be at least passably good in sports while still being able to figure out mathematical proofs.


I am nerdier than 74% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!

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Nipples...just beacons for boobies or do they serve a higher purpose?

Blogdaughter Tiffani's got the skinny.

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January 24, 2005

Almost famous

My interview is up at Jennifer's History & Stuff. Go and find out all about my cow porn and my skill with foreign languages.

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May the Lord have mercy on your souls

I just took the 20 Questions to a Better Personality quiz (found at LeeAnn's place).

Wackiness: 50/100
Rationality: 24/100
Constructiveness: 58/100
Leadership: 72/100

You are a SECL--Sober Emotional Constructive Leader. This makes you a Politician.


Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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January 21, 2005

Order up!

It's food time! The Carnival of the Recipes is up Caltechgirl's World. Lovely Wife's pea soup is in this one.

Mmmmmm... pea soup...

I'm doubly thankful for the Carnival today. Looking at some of those yummy-food recipes has finally gotten my mind off of that pancake sandwich I had for breakfast.

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January 17, 2005

Is it Monday already?

Egads this weekend went fast. It must me Monday though since I'm at work and there are lots of grumpy people all around.

What to do to dispel that fine case of the Mondays? Get a cup of coffee and look over the Bestofme Symphony. It beats the hell out of working and today's a holiday so you don't even have to feel guilty about it.

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January 14, 2005

What's cookin', good lookin'?

Ask VW. She's this week's host for the Carnival of the Recipes.

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I'm on the grill

And you can add the briquettes. I'll be interviewed by Jen, Queen of History and Stuff, and the questions get supplied by y'all. And the one or two readers she has that don't read this blog, I guess. And maybe a few folks who just follow the interviews. And the occasional flightless bird.

Anyway, send your questions to her by noon central next Thursday (1/20/05). She'll put them all together and give them to me in anonymous fashion. Not that she'll be anonymous. I mean, when somebody comes up and says "Yo! Here's the interview questions" and hands you the interview questions that's not really anonymous at all. I mean she collects them and gives them to me without telling who asked what question. So ask away in the knowledge that you will be free from my diabolic retribution.

I will of course naturally assume that boob related questions come from Harvey.

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January 12, 2005

Around and about

Carnival of the Vanities - Mucho reading material. Check out the blog too.

[This area reserved for space aliens.]

Google photo montage - Dirty words work too! And check out the blog - very funny.

100th review celebration giveaway - From one of my newest constant reads. If you sign up to win the prize without reading some of the reviews (which are hillarious) then you are a skeezer.

Happy Birthday Girl Child - Happy Daddy has a very sweet post remembering the event.

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January 11, 2005

The curtain is withdrawn

Random Penseur has another installment of his Behind the Curtain series where he shines the spotlight on history's supporting players. Claudius Smith was a swashbuckling cowboy, jailbreaker, and "a bold, handsome man, around whom secretly clustered all those unprincipled and daring men". He was also a murderer and villain, an American who terrorized New York and New Jersey in support of the Crown of England.

Go read. It's a good 'un.

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January 05, 2005

SharpMT

Paul lost a big-ass post. Don't you just hate it when that happens? I don't. That is, I would hate it if it happened but I learned long ago to protect my sanity and will to live by typing my posts in Notepad. There's an even better way now!

Rob found this nifty little utility called SharpMT. Offline post creation integrated with your Moveable Type blog! Holy sweetness, Batman!

It's got spellcheck, auto book lookup, some music thing I haven't figured out yet, formatting, URL and formatting doohickeys, multiple categories, extended entry and excerpt support, all those doohickeys at the bottom of the MT entry screen that you never use but just might want to check out some day ... hot damn!

I wrote this post in it, by the way.

Update: And I updated it in SharpMT too! Damn, I love toys. Especially useful ones!

Update: Okay, editing seems to just make a new post so don't do that.

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January 03, 2005

Part VI is up!

Yay! Like a belated Christmas gift the sixth installment of The Great Dismal has arrived.

Oh, and Mr.Fielek? If I have to wait the better part of a quarter year for part VII after the way you ended VI, I will go bat-shit nutso. No pressure now but I thought you should know about the possible ramifications.

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December 30, 2004

Help a lady out

Annette of More Than Words is moving to Atlanta. This shows that she has class and taste and some not insignificantly challenging mental issues. I joke - her writing shows the class and taste. The move to Atlanta only illustrates the mental thing.

Anywho, she's doing a photo scavenger hunt and needs items for the list. Pop on over and give her a few ideas of what she should shoot.

I should specify that "shoot" means with a camera. It won't default to gun use until she's been a Southerner for at least 12 months.

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December 22, 2004

The cure for Atlanta's traffic woes

Dusty has it all figured out.

At the four corners of most intersections there are usually light posts or some other weapon mounting system.

It's generic enough to work for just about any big city, too!

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December 21, 2004

Looking for some holiday cheer?

You won't find it at Protomonkey. You will find a twisted little Christmas story by Michele though, accompanied by a Christmas thriller by yours truly.

And once your holiday jones has been sated you can take a well deserved breather with shank's first contribution. Don't breath too deeply though - his protaganist is about as sympathetic as mine.

Hmmm...that's a spooky Christmas story two years in a row for me. Does that make it a trend or a tradition?

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December 20, 2004

It's twins!

I've got a new blogson and blogdaughter. Go say hello to the dynamic duo at Loggerheads. Or @Loggerheads? Whatever, just go say hi.

Actually, I don't know if I get to claim paternity. They were both established bloggers before. I just helped them get a modicum of anonymity for their newest venture. Harvey, can i get a ruling?

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December 15, 2004

Must read

I don't say that very often. In fact I don't think I've ever said it, so you know I'm not crying wolf.

Almost three years ago we almost lost little Burger. It was a fantastic collision of poor diagnosis, entrenched medical establishment and insurance company hell. Lovely Wife has written up the whole story.

When you're done over there you might want to read about the other medical calamity we went through. I wrote about that one last year.

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