February 04, 2005

I can't stop laughing

This is ungodly funny. And incredibly disgusting. Almost completely perverted. Definitely NC-17 or TV-MA or whatever the hell the rating system is now for no kids allowed.

Tiny excerpt:

Just by its nature, the probability of contracting food poisoning from fish is always higher than most other foods. This is why, based on personal experience, I recommend that no one ever engage in anal sex after your date ate a large fish dinner.

(Hat tip to Dopple-G)

Posted by: Jim at 12:53 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 That was oh so wrong... That could probably "cure" most guys fantasies about anal s3x.

Posted by: Clancy at February 04, 2005 04:36 PM (JxYJc)

2 Ugh. That one was nasty. I don't know if I'll EVER be able to do it doggy style again, without remembering this post.

Posted by: diamond dave at February 04, 2005 05:33 PM (l35ua)

3 HA HA HA...not finished yet, just got to the punch line, but here is something I saw kind of like this, a PG-13 rated version of a similar story. www.turnmyheadphonesup.blogspot.com

Posted by: Kate at February 06, 2005 09:55 AM (l8aDL)

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