I knew there was something I forgot. What's the absolute worst thing that a guy can forget? Yeah, that's right. An anniversary.

Not mine, of course. That's tattooed on my forehead in backward numbers like an ecnalubma so I'm reminded of it every time I look in the mirror. Safety first, yo.

No, I meant to post a happy anniversary post for Harvey and Smiling Dynamite. I even had a made up fairy tale story in the works about how Harvey the Troll kidnapped the beautiful Princess Dynamite and forced her to choose between marrying him or a Frenchman and then she kicked the shit out of him but then felt sorry for him and married him after all and they all lived happily ever after. With pictures in there too - that's what was planned.

So anyway, happy anniversary!

(6 years she's been married to Harvey, y'all. Every woman who reads this should go thank her for that 6 years of peace.)

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