October 31, 2003
The Noose Has Closed
I've posted the epilogue for
Writer's Noose. I was going to wait for tomorrow but since tonight is Halloween I have no idea if I'll even get a chance to turn the box on tomorrow. I took the easy way out, posting it now with tomorrow's time stamp.
Go enjoy and spread the word. It's a pretty decent Halloween Story after all. >:-)
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Wow Jim...wow. It almost makes me feel bad I made you evil in my just posted "Jim vs. Don" story.
Posted by: Don at October 31, 2003 03:13 PM (e6au8)
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***applause***
Dang! Wished I'd waited 'til it was dark out to visit the Noose.
Posted by: Tuning Spork at October 31, 2003 03:54 PM (BJwlO)
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You cheated! Who strangled him? Mazzie? No fair, Jim!
Posted by: Susie at October 31, 2003 10:26 PM (0+cMc)
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All's fair in love and horror, Susie. ;-)
I've got a couple of hypothesis. The obvious one is that those ancient and holy woods really did hate him. He was the catalyst for the death of a veritable tribal chieftess, after all.
Or maybe he hung himself and somebody removed the rope afterwards. Maybe Becky's ghost gave him a final dignity before she passed to her next destination.
It's possible that he tried to hang himself and either failed or was stopped. He had signs of asphyxiation but that wasn't what killed him. He had a lot of blood loss already. Maybe flopping around on the rope opened that leg wound back up and he bled to death. The autopsy would pick this up later.
There is one unexplained oddity though. If he smashed the laptop like he was planning, how did Becky put up the news article from the Toronto Sun? Even if he didn't smash it, weren't the "spirits", either real or in his delusion, using his body to do their web work? Very puzzling stuff.
Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2003 11:25 PM (fkewd)
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Maybe some unsuspecting out-of-work ex-programmer wino can find the laptop in dumpster and discover access to the blog and take it over. Mayhem would be sure to follow!
Posted by: Tuning Spork at November 01, 2003 09:04 PM (hGlpD)
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Hmmm...
Maybe the laptop is cursed? I might have to think on this...
Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2003 11:48 PM (fkewd)
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Ooooh! A cursed laptop! I LIKE it!
Posted by: Susie at November 02, 2003 12:52 AM (0+cMc)
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It's a bit like the Blair Witch Project, but different. Maybe more like that Stephen King one with the freaked out writer's fan.
Is the laptop's revenge to keep blogging? Or to keep taking over the munu blogs one by one? Are we being stalked?
Posted by: Simon at November 03, 2003 01:08 AM (FUPxT)
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Out-friggin-standing-jimbo!
Posted by: The Bartender at November 03, 2003 03:25 AM (AMFqp)
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Goodbye, Chuck
I think Chuck has said his final goodbyes over at
Writer's Noose. It doesn't seem like the tale has ended but I don't think he's coming back from that walk in the woods.
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Come on, Jim! Bring him back with a new tale of horror...Halloween's not over for 12 more hours!
Posted by: Susie at October 31, 2003 12:12 PM (0+cMc)
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Chuck has to die so that I may live. Fitting a short story into a blog was way more work than I thought it would be. It would have been easier if I'd prepared better but I didn't get the idea until it was too late and I wanted it to be finished for Halloween.
But don't worry, Susie. Even if Chuck goes away, I'm sure BQ will stick around.
Mwah hah hah hah hah!
Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2003 12:56 PM (IOwam)
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So are you going to reveal your subterfuge over there to the unknowing, or just let them twist in the wind? As you well know, there are some folks who will think that this is something real, regardless of the fact that the last post is by a dead woman. Either way, I kinda figured on the Tyler Durden/Fight Club/mulitple-personality angle. Nicely done. Actually gave me the chills when BQ and Chuck were talking back and forth - and I was in on the joke! However, I don't really get the one comment made by "September '99". Was that you, or somebody else trying to make up their own parts of the story?
Also, what's up with the intro to your original Lady of the Lake post on SBD? I kept waiting for Chuck to explain what was up with that 2-foot-tall fairy with the pirranha teeth, and it never came!
Posted by: Mike the Marine at October 31, 2003 01:13 PM (Zw7Hl)
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I'll let 'em in on it tomorrow. My evil nature prevents me from letting them off the hook tonight.
September 99 was somebody else. No idea what they were going for there but it added confusion so I left it.
The original fairy idea was good but it fell apart when I was redeveloping the story for blog format. Originally it was going to end with that fairy being the cause of all of Chuck's problems but insane Chuck worked a lot better for the format.
Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2003 01:41 PM (IOwam)
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Yeah man. But I still want a story with the fairy with big, sharp, pointy teeth!
You pulled this off pretty damn well, I thought. It's hard to string people along for DAYS. All of the best known and biggest pranks (War of the Worlds, for example) are done as one-shot deals. You spool people up quickly, you get them almost believing you, and then you smack 'em over the forehead with just enough surreality to keep 'em guessing, while you run cackling into the night.
YOU went the other way: keep people guessing for two weeks and then throw so much strangeness at them that in one sitting it would be dismissed, but now that they have that much time invested in it, and have grown to "know" Chuck, they WANT to believe. That's a much harder type of story-telling and I think you worked it out pretty good.
BTW, if you want a decent scare in a really short space read this over at Quibbles N bits. Creepy, man....
http://www.quibbles-n-bits.com/archives/week_2003_10_26.html#001866
Posted by: Mike the Marine at October 31, 2003 02:13 PM (IOX+E)
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There's a Part Two to J's story at Quibbles that just went up as well. Off to read it now....
http://www.quibbles-n-bits.com/archives/week_2003_10_26.html#001875
Posted by: Mike the Marine at October 31, 2003 02:17 PM (IOX+E)
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I'll see what I can work up for a fairy tale.

Thanks for the link!
Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2003 02:20 PM (IOwam)
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Like i said in the comment to chuck, you are really good at that genre.....hope you write more.....
Posted by: kim at October 31, 2003 02:30 PM (n3RfQ)
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October 30, 2003
Light Bloggage
Sorry blogging has been so light lately. Blame all of the usual suspects. And blame
Chuck too. Though I don't think he's in a mind to appreciate it after
last night.
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I read that. Think it's for real?
Was tempted to comment, but worried Burger buddy would head over to my site, and booooooy am I extortionable.
Posted by: Helen at October 30, 2003 09:41 AM (tdh2z)
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Collapsable Lists
I've had a couple people interested in the collapsable lists that I use for my sidebar links so I've gone ahead and prepared some easy to use files that will help anybody to implement the same. These can also be used inside posts. Just right click on
this link and save the zip file to your PC. Inside are 4 text files. Read the one called instruct.txt and it will guide you through setting up your blog to use collapsable lists.
Note that the instructions are tailored to an MT blog with the MuNu setup. I don't know how differently other blogs function but some tweaking may be necessary.
Also, credit where credit is due: This is a script implementation I got from Microsoft FrontPage.
UPDATE: As MojoMark reminded me in the comments, these collapsable lists will not work for Mozilla. At least not up to version 1.4. Future versions? Who knows. The good news is they fail in an uncollapsed format so the worst that will happen is that they show up expanded, even on Mozilla.
UPDATE2: Just encountered this helping Simon get his lists set up. When you create the outline.js script file you must also build it. After you save it there will be a "rebuild" link (or button) underneath the "body" field. Click on that.
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Cool, but can you advise on that site meter thing? I added the site meter code that I use on my main template to all of my archive templates, but now the total seems to be frozen, which does not compute, since some comments have been added.
Help me, Jimbo-One-Kinobi! I need your help!
Posted by: Helen at October 30, 2003 09:43 AM (tdh2z)
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If you want Sitemeter to track hits to comment pages too you'll need to add that code to the Comment Listing Template (under Miscellaneous Templates). You've also got to do a site rebuild for these changes. And make sure you're putting the code within the [body] tags.
I think that's all. Ain't this stuff wunnerful fun?
Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2003 09:50 AM (IOwam)
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Not to burst your bubble or anything, but the collapsable lists don't work in Mozilla 1.4. They simply show as unordered lists down the page....
Posted by: MojoMark at October 30, 2003 12:08 PM (E+LQu)
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Jim, thanks for all your help. If Pixy is the Emperor, you are Darth Vader.
Posted by: Simon at October 30, 2003 08:13 PM (OyeEA)
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Happy to help, Simon.
Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2003 08:15 AM (IOwam)
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October 29, 2003
The Noose Report
Looks like Chuck's troll has forced
a confrontation with some
pretty sad results. Is Chuck's story over now?
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I don't have any evidence, just a hunch. But could this be Chuck's way of getting out of his blockage? Maybe a bloggy "Blair Witch Project" just in time for Halloweeen? hmmmm.
If it is, he's doing a great job. It it is not.... I'm going to go change my passwords.
Posted by: MojoMark at October 29, 2003 06:12 PM (E+LQu)
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Heh, I've been wondering the same thing. But why are Jim and Chuck showing up on the same IP? Jim, are you at the cabin, too? Or; is there even a cabin? brrrrr...
Posted by: Tuning Spork at October 29, 2003 09:21 PM (hkWOV)
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I'm safe and happy in Atlanta. :-)
Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2003 09:32 PM (fkewd)
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October 28, 2003
How's Chuck doing?
I'm not sure if he's falling apart or
getting it together. At least he seems to have handled his troll, thanks to a suggestion from
Susie.
Oh, yeah. Almost forgot. He's got the scoop on a device that can greatly speed up your commute. At least until the next guy gets one.
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October 25, 2003
Weekend Blogging
Is Jim actually blogging on the weekend? Heck no. It's a beautiful autumn morning that's promissing to evolve into a fantastic autumn day. I'm about to mobilize the troops for an invasion of Stone Mountain.
But you can catch a couple of quality posts over at Writer's Noose. Chuck had a wierd morning and he has his very own troll now. He also has a post on a very disturbing EULA development.
Go visit and say Hi.
How are y'all liking the story aspect of Chuck's site? Good mix of actual development and bloggish entries? Anybody actually following along? Lemme know.
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So... He has internet access in that cabin?
Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 25, 2003 10:20 AM (jtW2s)
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Yeah, that was a bit difficult but I solved it in the introduction post. Reception is lowsy in Mazinaw (cold truth) so many cabins have sattelite dishes. It was a short step from there to sattelite internet access.
Posted by: Jim at October 25, 2003 11:50 AM (fkewd)
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Chuck's life is getting stranger (and better) by the day.
Hmmmmmm..... I wonder that troll ended up on the same IP as him..... how very odd..... hmmmmm......
Posted by: Mike the Marine at October 25, 2003 09:38 PM (r8Ldc)
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October 21, 2003
It's good to be a Munuvian
Looks like Hosting Matters is under attack again. What's this, the 3rd in 3 days?
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yep, they're reporting as such on their forum - apparently, the latest is that they are changing IP addresses.
Posted by: djspicerack at October 21, 2003 03:27 PM (vQ8Zv)
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The only upside is that it keeps me away from the computer. Sort of.
Posted by: Anna at October 21, 2003 04:38 PM (Bzc/g)
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DDOS attacks are SO MUCH FUN.
NOT.
The good news is that I'm in good company.
Posted by: margi at October 21, 2003 05:59 PM (4jrV0)
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Well all y'all HMers are always welcome here when your home port is being bombarded. Consider this your home away from home.
Posted by: Jim at October 21, 2003 06:13 PM (fkewd)
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I'm pretty dang certain to be safe over at BlogStudio. I think there's about 7 of us using the service.
Sometimes lousy connections but never any DOS problems!
Posted by: Nate at October 21, 2003 07:24 PM (KJQ0B)
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Yeah, I don't think they'll be hitting up journalspace anytime soon either. Not that there's anything defensible about being on journalspace, but sometimes it's nice to fly under the radar of these clowns.
Posted by: ilyka at October 23, 2003 05:00 AM (aN4WZ)
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October 19, 2003
Lady of the Lake Short Story Update
It's finished but it won't be posted here. I was about to post part 2 when I had an idea. A perfectly wonderful, awful idea. Don't be saddened by my grinchy nature for in about a week my heart will grow three sizes and I'll let y'all know where to find it.
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October 17, 2003
Fun With Searches
I am continuously amazed by the things people search for that get my blog as a match. Let's take a look:
more...
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I found your site while searching for the translation of "Eicay varee', eisee' nardee' ". Still haven't found it, but THANKS! I laughed till it hurt! All except the comment about submariners. Unless you are/were one, I'd appreciate you taking that from your site.
Thanks again!
Posted by: Dave at March 22, 2004 10:55 AM (fTjLz)
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October 16, 2003
Linkage made easy
I made a blogchange that you might like. The website links in the sidebar are now in collapsable/expandable lists instead of that long-ass string of links. Yeah, I know the category color is too light. I'll work on that later. It was all about functionality so far.
UPDATE: Got the formatting fixed on the collapsable link lists. How do y'all like this? Good? Bad? Ugly? "Oh my Lord I cannot believe I have lived this long without collapsable lists!"? Lemme know.
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The question is...how will this effect the Ecosystem? Links on the front page are the only ones that count. Will these count?
Posted by: Jennifer at October 16, 2003 12:39 PM (PbT+r)
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Shouldn't affect spiders at all. All of the links are on the front page, they're just kept from displaying by the script until their category label is clicked. If you do not allow javascript the page will load with the links expanded in their natural state.
I wonder if there's a way to verify for the Ecosystem? Can you find what blogs are linking to other blogs? The only thing I've been able to determine is how many, not which ones.
Won't work in any case for now since the Ecosystem is still using my Blog*Spot address. No idea how long it'll be before NZ Bear updates me.
Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2003 01:03 PM (IOwam)
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You CAN see who is linking to you, although not to whom YOU are linking, if that makes sense. Just click on the details button, and if the ecosystem is working it'll list all the links to that blog.
Posted by: Susie at October 16, 2003 02:33 PM (0+cMc)
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Okay, we can verify that it works with the Ecosystem. I've submitted this address to the Ecosystem. I'll lose the history from the old site but that's no biggie.
Once this site is hit by the Ecosystem's spiders I can look at sites that are linked only from the collapsed list to see if my link to them registers.
Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2003 09:07 PM (fkewd)
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Confirmed. The Ecosystem is just peachy with the collapsable lists.
Posted by: Jim at October 17, 2003 04:12 AM (fkewd)
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October 05, 2003
I love it when a plan comes together
Strange stuff, me blogging on a Sunday. Lovely Wife is still abed, children #1 and #2 are quietly watching Rugrats and child #3 is still quiet upstairs in his crib. The planets have aligned to give me the very rarest of opportunities - weekend blog time.
So what have I done with this most precious of commodities? I've frittered it away on template work. I'm about 50% of the way towards what I can live with. Links have been brought over and a good portion of the formatting/color is fixed. 2 problems I could use some help with:
1) What code do I use to put in a sidebar item for archive post categories?
2) See that rude little teal section above the sidebar where the body color shows thru? I can't figure out where the heck that is coming from. As far as I can determine, my elements should be covering up all of the real estate there. Anybody care to take a peek and see where I screwed up? As a special incentive, I'll let you disparage my sitebuilding skills if you can identify the problem. How can you pass up that offer?
The DNS hasn't propogated yet but it should happen soon. When it does I'll be closing down the old place and officially start advertising this one. Probably will be tomorrow morning as I hear #3 bumping around upstairs now so I expect my blogging window is about to slam shut on my quickly retracting fingers.
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I'm tackling the category thing today, too - I'll send you the code when I've figured it out.
Also, I'll send you how to show categories with individual posts.
hln
Posted by: hln at October 05, 2003 09:57 AM (g+waq)
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Thanks, Heather!
And now I see that my comments template will need some work, too.
Anybody have ideas on that background color showing through?
Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2003 10:24 AM (fkewd)
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You can show the archive categories with this:
<div class="sidetitle">
Category Archives
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<div class="side">
<MTCategories>
<a href="<$MTCategoryArchiveLink$>"><$MTCategoryLabel$></a><br>
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Not sure about the teal blurpage.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 05, 2003 11:00 AM (jtW2s)
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I ADORE the TEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Susie at October 05, 2003 11:42 AM (0+cMc)
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The gray text is a little light on the white background.
Posted by: Ted at October 05, 2003 12:15 PM (2sKfR)
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Got the teal leakage fixed. The sidebar was set with a top margin.
Also took care of that light grey text in the sidebar. Is the regular grey text in the body okay? Looks fine to me but I'd like another opinion.
Posted by: Jim at October 06, 2003 10:12 AM (IOwam)
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October 03, 2003
Nah nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye!
To Blog*Spot that is. Snooze Button Dreams has left the land of server outtages, messed up archives and broken
dreams links.
A very HUGE thank you to Pixy Misa who has deigned to host my poor self and welcomed me to the Munuvanian community. You are the man, Andrew.
Thanks also to Margi for convincing me it was worth it to get off of Blog*Spot and that it was easier than I feared. It was even easier than that, Margi! Andrew did everything. Hehe.
The old posts will be coming over sometime soon (as soon as I get the stuff that Andrew needs) and I'll monkey with the template when I get some time. Otherwise, please bear with me as I make the change to Moveable Type.
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Yay!
Welcome to Munuvia, Jim!
(I'm first here!)
Posted by: Daniel at October 03, 2003 10:32 AM (Oc6V9)
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Yay! I'm second.
And who is this "Andrew" of whom you speak? ;-)
Posted by: Jennifer at October 03, 2003 10:52 AM (PbT+r)
Posted by: Susie at October 03, 2003 12:00 PM (0+cMc)
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Thanks for the welcome, y'all. We're still getting the utilities turned on over here but things should be set by the beginning of the week. It's great to have friendly neighbors!
Posted by: Jim at October 03, 2003 01:39 PM (IOwam)
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Yeah, who's this "Andrew"?
Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 03, 2003 06:24 PM (jtW2s)
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By the way, your comments are upside down.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 03, 2003 06:34 PM (jtW2s)
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He was trying to make you Aussies feel welcome....
Posted by: Susie at October 03, 2003 10:41 PM (0+cMc)
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Woo Hoo!!! It's a beautiful day in the neighb'hood... I brought crumpets!! (oh wait, I left 'em at the bakery..)
Posted by: Tuning Spork at October 03, 2003 11:10 PM (YLs7C)
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More Munuvians! More cow patty tax money for the Munuvian Exchequer!
Welcome!
Posted by: Victor at October 04, 2003 08:27 AM (FNHVL)
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Welcome Jim. Your arrival makes Don the penultimate Munuvian.
Posted by: Ted at October 04, 2003 09:13 AM (2sKfR)
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October 02, 2003
Happy Crappy Post Day!
Yes, despite my very best intentions this will be a Crappy Post Day (tm). For those of you who have arrived since the last Crappy Post Day, that simply means that the posts you'll find today will
pretty much blow chunks of partially digested gastronomica be pundity instead of the individually and lovingly crafted masterpieces you are accustomed to. In other words, I'm too busy to write so all I have time for is bitchin'.
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