UPDATE:SnoozeBob day is over, y'all. Thanks for all who played along. I'll hand out points tomorrow for those deserving.

Y'all remember Snoozebob, right?

Snoozebob comes around when I am especially lazy am so burdened by other committments that I can't attend to my normal bloggish duties and he throws the doors open for y'all to abuse the snooze guest post. It's easy as pie. Just go here and log in with username and password "snoozebob".

The door will be open until tomorrow morning. You can post just about whatever you want as long as it isn't spammy or overtly francophilish. There are a couple of things to remember though:

1. Don't do something so stupid that I or one of my proctors will have to ban your ass.


2. Put your name in there so we know who wrote what. In the title is the best place, as a header or in closing work too.


3. If you have a blog don't forget to whore it out here include a link.


4. For the category, please choose "SnoozeBob".

Enjoy!

(This post will stay at the top as long as open posting is enabled.)

POINTS: When I close guest posting I'll hand out some points based on which posts I thought were the funniest/most meaningful/bestest. It might be in categories or an overall list - not sure at the moment.

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Remember this picture?

(Click for biggie size)

Even though I'm most of a week late, winners have indeed been selected. Look on the bright side; when I'm late with one of these it gives more people a chance to participate!

First place (5 points): The social worker approached the shirtless boy. "Just take one more step, pretty boy..."
Simon

Second place (3 points): There was so much pee in the kiddies pool that even the water pistol turned yellow.
Spirit Fingers

Third place (1 point): "This is my rifle, this is my gun..."
diamond dave

Okay, so I'm pretty loose on my definition for "caption". It comes down to what tickles my funny bone.

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And they say them about me! A few days ago I asked readers to come up with quotes for me and/or my blog. The winners are:

1st Place (5 points): Your blog is like whoa. I could eat it with a spoon. -Spirit Fingers

2nd Place (3 points): Jim makes me want to hit the snoozebutton a few times a day. -Tiffani

3rd Place (1 point): Blogger I'd most like to see naked. -Emma

Honorable Mention: Ha...I have never said one nice word about you...terrible, even more terrible than I usually am... -Ilyka

Those and a couple others are now up on the sidebar under the new "People love this place" section. The "Best Of" has been moved into this section as well.

Enjoy!

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The latest entry at Protomonkey.

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There's a new entry at Protomonkey and damn is it good. It involves partial nudity and severe pain!

Special points bonus: Name the source for the title of the Protomonkey post and get 2 points. Answers in this post please - Protomonkey itself is a points free zone. Don't forget - no searching for the answer. Thanks!

If you want to be advised whenever a points offer goes up send me an email. I had to take the subscription form off of the sidebar because some jackass was putting in fake email addressess.

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Why not? I'm going to put up a sidebar portion with things people have said about me and/or my blog(s). Here are some examples:

A new high point in the politics of victimization. Or is that low point? Well, it's a point, anyway.
-Instapundit

OH MY GOD. That site is yours? You are fucking AMAZING!
-Everyday Stranger

I love it!! Your style is fantastic and you're very funny
-Rachel Lucas

I'm handing the "king twisted" crown to you.
-Harvey Olson

You may as well change the name snoozebuttondreams.com to glennreynoldsismybitch.com because he's that good.
-Jen

So dig out those cool pithy things you wrote about me the first time you (in trembling amazement at my wit and insight) linked to Snooze Button Dreams (or one of my other blogs) or make up something completely new. Originality is cool, so is creativity.

Whatever quotes get used will be linked so you get a little bonus there. I'll also get the 2004-2005 Points season cranked up by throwing out a couple handfuls of points for the good ones.

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1 I've got a few.... This really isn't praising your blog but your blog causes me to dream about you. That kind of power has to count for something, right? http://itsallaboutde.mu.nu/archives/022716.php Haha! Here is my first post about you..waaaaay back in the day! http://itsallaboutde.mu.nu/archives/022859.php

Posted by: DeAnna at August 06, 2004 03:25 PM (IdVP4)

2 Blogger I'd most like to see naked.

Posted by: Emma at August 06, 2004 04:23 PM (NOZuy)

3 Your blog is like whoa. I could eat it with a spoon.

Posted by: Spirit Fingers at August 07, 2004 05:47 AM (PQuhe)

4 That's me and my language-always bringing it down a level. Still, I love that I am one that will be used in yoru sidebar. Go for it. My language may be course, but the sentiment is real

Posted by: Helen at August 07, 2004 12:08 PM (StHmy)

5 If I had only an hour to live, I'd spend at least 20 minutes of it reading Snooze Button Dreams.

Posted by: Simon at August 08, 2004 12:46 AM (/nM7Z)

6 Ha, I just searched through my old blog and would you believe I have never said one nice word about you? This is really terrible, even more terrible than I usually am to my friends.

Posted by: ilyka at August 08, 2004 03:07 PM (acP4d)

7 Swallow your coffee before reading or your screen may suffer!

Posted by: Rachel Ann at August 08, 2004 03:55 PM (nNonf)

8 Hey, y'know who I kinda? That Snooze Button Dreams guy. Yeah, really! What...?!

Posted by: Tuning Spork at August 08, 2004 08:47 PM (HCv3/)

9 Ooops! It's "who I kinda like..." sheesh.

Posted by: Tuning Spork at August 08, 2004 08:49 PM (HCv3/)

10 Jim: Like a limpdick, can't beat him.

Posted by: pylorns at August 09, 2004 09:24 AM (FTYER)

11 SBD: Convicted? No, never convicted. SBD: All That and a Bag of Chips.

Posted by: RP at August 09, 2004 02:30 PM (LlPKh)

12 Jim makes me want to hit the snoozebutton a few times a day.

Posted by: Tiffani at August 10, 2004 09:04 AM (xpNFK)

13 Just because it's nicknamed SBD doesn't mean it stinks. (BTW, your blogdaughter has the best one. She must've got it from the other side of the family.)

Posted by: Victor at August 11, 2004 11:28 AM (L3qPK)

14 Victor - I'm assuming you mean me. If so thanks - unless of course Jim been pimpin' himself out instead of pimpin' rides...do I have half blog brothers or sisters blogdaddy?

Posted by: Tiffani at August 11, 2004 01:18 PM (xpNFK)

15 Yep, Tiffani, I mean youse. And since you're a Munuvian, you've got a *ton* of blogsista's and blogbro's. Me, for instance.

Posted by: Victor at August 12, 2004 07:36 AM (L3qPK)

16 You've got one full-blooded blogsister in The Bull but she's been AWOL for quite some time. You've got lots and lots of blogcousins though. I've helped at least a half dozen people become MuNus.

Posted by: Jim at August 12, 2004 07:42 AM (IOwam)

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Awards are way, way down at the bottom of the extended entry of the post. Sort of like the way they save Best Picture for last.

The winning entries
1st place (5 points): Helen with "Social services intervened when it was revealed a local couple made their children fight to the death, all for the prize of just being able to wear a shirt."
2nd place (3 points): Emma with "Whatever doesn't kill them before they are ten will be a fine personality trait when they are 30."
3rd place (1 points): Simon with "No children were harmed in the production of this story."

Emma gets honorable mention and a bonus point for offering to babysit the spawn my kids. Victor gets a point for his excellent impersonation of a French politician. more...

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There's a new item up at Protomonkey. Enjoy!

Feel free to subscribe to the notify list over there (in the sidebar). I'll announce the next couple of entries here but after a few weeks it'll be on its own.

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