March 27, 2004
Submissions Wanted
Send in your submissions for the
Bestofme Symphony and win a million dollars!
(Please note that sending in a submission does not make you elligible to win a million dollars.)
Send your submissions to bestofme@jpeacock.net and they'll be in Monday's edition at Rocket Jones.
The only requirements are that you think the post is good and that it be at least 2 months old. It doesn't even have to be from your own blog. Now that's accomodating!
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March 24, 2004
Is this better?
A smaller button for those who have size issues with the first one.

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Posted by: Jennifer at March 24, 2004 02:52 PM (DdBLw)
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Yeah, I should have thought of that earlier. People are often intimidated by my size.
Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2004 02:54 PM (IOwam)
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I'm happy with the big one, thanks.
Posted by: Susie at March 25, 2004 12:26 AM (9PzdO)
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Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!
Posted by: Jim at March 25, 2004 05:39 AM (saeHM)
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Ahh that's much better, now all I have to do is find room for it?
Posted by: Rob at March 25, 2004 06:40 AM (kXZI6)
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March 22, 2004
How's this?
A little sidebar button for us Tactlessly Correct blogs:

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Posted by: Rob at March 22, 2004 03:57 PM (BWDMP)
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I take it from the number of punctuation marks you've used that you disagree with my assessment on size. I should mention that not only am I graphically impaired, I also have only one graphics program and it's a one-off from Microsoft and it's 5 years old and I don't really know how to use it.
Anybody care to make a slightly smaller one?
Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2004 04:12 PM (IOwam)
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So...um...where's the button for "People Who Use 'Fuck' Alot" ? I could use about 15 of those.
Posted by: Tiffany at March 23, 2004 11:37 AM (rDyup)
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This one serves double purpose. It covers "fuck" too!
Posted by: Jim at March 23, 2004 11:41 AM (IOwam)
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...and Rob's punctuation usage made me laugh until I snorted.
Posted by: Tiffany at March 23, 2004 11:41 AM (rDyup)
Posted by: LeeAnn at March 23, 2004 04:40 PM (HxCeX)
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That is because you are a woman of rare and delicately refined taste, LeeAnn.
Posted by: Jim at March 23, 2004 10:16 PM (saeHM)
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I'm stealing your button, because although I don't use unseemly language on my blog I AM a "Miss" Susie, a Host
ess and blog
esser (not to be confused with a BSer...)
Posted by: Susie at March 24, 2004 12:18 PM (9PzdO)
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Damn straight, Susie. Wear it with pride.
Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2004 01:16 PM (IOwam)
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March 20, 2004
Get those submissions in
Send in your submissions for the
Bestofme Symphony and help bring a smile to a little girl's face. Not that the one leads to the other, I'm saying you should do both.
Send your submissions to bestofme@jpeacock.net and they'll be in Monday's edition at Practical Penumbra.
The only requirements are that you think the post is good and that it be at least 2 months old. It doesn't even have to be from your own blog! Can it get any easier? I don't think so!
The basics of the Bestofme Symphony.
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March 12, 2004
March 10, 2004
Who's looking for this stuff?
As long-time readers know I occassionally run out of new material (this never actually happens) or am just too lazy to come up with an interesting post (yup, that's the one). When this happens I delve into the deep, dark, recesses of my referral logs and find the oddities that all y'all are looking for when you find my site in the search engines. Some of these are funny, some are just...ewwwwwwwwwwww. Either way, they earn a comment from moi.
deodorant commercial
I can understand the attraction. I am also drawn to these vignettes of American culturalism like a moth to the flame. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. Indeed.
my pants r 0n fire
In the good way as in "I'm a horny skank" or in the bad way as in "I really need a fire extinguisher"? Either way, I'm sure you can make some money if you get it on video.
homemade melting cheese
Is this for real? Can I really make my own melting cheese at home? I am sooooo sick of supporting the cheese establishment and their militant cheese monkeys forcing me to pay my hard earned money for their crappy melting cheese. My life would be close to perfect if I could make melting cheese at home. Fight the power!!
chippendale's man video download
If I've said it once I've said it a hundred times. Works from my "artistic" phase are available only from my agent. I don't sell or distribute anything directly.
bloody penguins
Yeah! Stinkin' rot grubbers! Always eating their fish and waddling around all over the place without so much as a "how do you do" or a "nice day we're having". I hope they all get eaten by a bear!
dirty little whore stories
Ah, I never get tired of talking about Joe Theismann.
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"dirty little whore stories" - OK, so you found me out. Now where's the story?
Posted by: Simon at March 11, 2004 02:53 AM (GWTmv)
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March 09, 2004
Does this mean I've gone pro?
Over at the ZeroIntelligence.Net site is my first ever
original reporting article. Yup, that's all me there. Nothing taken from another site or found somewhere or picked up at another location. Took the raw info, made a news article. Wow.
I feel all empowered now. Cool.
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You did a great job!
It's truley unbelievable. It made me sick to my stomach. (The story...not your article!) I know what it was like to be bullied. I hated going to school.
Posted by: Tiffani at March 09, 2004 04:07 PM (xpNFK)
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Thanks!
I didn't have such a big problem with bullies after elementary school. I made a point of getting big friends and I got really, really spontaneously reactive. For example, if somebody gave me a charlie horse I'd drop everything I was holding and yell at the top of my voice "HOLY FUCK THAT HURT! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? WHAT KIND OF MORON GETS HIS ROCKS OFF BY KICKING PEOPLE IN THE LEG? WHAT A TOTAL FUCKSHIT!" Sure, I got in trouble for language a couple times but people generally didn't screw with me too much.
Posted by: Jim at March 09, 2004 04:17 PM (IOwam)
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That's actually really funny. Not that I'm surprised. But, I was a tiny little shit in school. I was an easy target. I'll never forget that girl who singled me out and embarrassed the crap out of me. If only I could see her now! Wow...I think I need therapy. See what you did? Now I'm going to go cry in a corner somewhere (rocking back and forth).
Posted by: Tiffani at March 09, 2004 04:30 PM (xpNFK)
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Aw, don't cry Tiffani. Just think about how happy and successful you are now (just look at that Point Leader board!) and imagine her as somebody's personal property in whatever penal system she ended up in.
Posted by: Jim at March 09, 2004 04:40 PM (IOwam)
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aahh... thanks Jim you made me feel better!
Posted by: Tiffani at March 09, 2004 04:47 PM (xpNFK)
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March 08, 2004
The wait must continue
Sorry, y'all. No new sham/share yet. Work was a collosal whore today and I'm hating on the computer right now. I got the caption contest finished but that's all I'm going to manage. Look for whatever I didn't get done today to be done tomorrow instead.
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March 05, 2004
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
The Symphony is coming and I'm here to shout it!
Ah, flashbacks to High School. And isn't that what the Symphony is all about? Flashbacks to the best stuff in blogdom?
Submissions are needed for the Bestofme Symphony. What are you waiting for? Dive into those archives!
Send your submissions to bestofme@jpeacock.net and they'll be in Monday's edition at Irritable Blog Syndrome.
The only requirements are that you think the post is good and that it be at least 2 months old. It doesn't even have to be from your own blog! Can it get any easier? I don't think so!
The basics of the Bestofme Symphony.
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