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March 29, 2004

A jug of wine, a wedge of cheese and thou

Update: Results at the end of the extended entry.

Ah, yes. It is time once again for the Cheddar X more...

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1 #3

Posted by: Clancy at March 25, 2004 08:46 AM (EGVPL)

2 What could be dumber than somebody suing McDonalds because he's a fat bastard? I almost went with the guy who sued a library because their cat scared his dog but I just had to go with the Whopper here for the sheer audacity involved.

Posted by: Jim at March 25, 2004 09:09 AM (IOwam)

3 i dunno, so i say #1. Personally, i want mine to read "Don't pee here, I'm watching you."

Posted by: tommy at March 25, 2004 10:50 AM (v0EoW)

4 Or maybe Look out! Behind you! Heh

Posted by: Jim at March 25, 2004 10:53 AM (IOwam)

5 I'm back to using logic. I'm sticking with #3. I personally could come up with about 2,397,765,456 stupid lawsuits given enough time - say 5 minues?

Posted by: Clancy at March 25, 2004 12:04 PM (EGVPL)

6 I'm going with #5.

Posted by: TIffani at March 25, 2004 02:02 PM (xpNFK)

7 #5? Really? I figured everybody would stay away from that like the plague. Can somebody give me an example of a person who looks like their name?

Posted by: Jim at March 25, 2004 02:05 PM (IOwam)

8 Hmmm... I'll say 6. Ya gotta have a favorite unit of time. Me personally, I prefer fortnights, because they make up part of my favorite measure of velocity: FURLONGS PER FORTNIGHT.

Posted by: Mike the Marine at March 25, 2004 02:23 PM (68RUn)

9 I used to work with a guy whose name was Richard Weed. I'm not sure what that looks like, but the name was very appropriate...

Posted by: Clancy at March 25, 2004 02:58 PM (EGVPL)

10 I have a brother named Coco. I had a dog named Coco too (my dad side of the family) My brother looked like the dog. Does that count?

Posted by: Tiffani at March 25, 2004 04:39 PM (xpNFK)

11 Clancy - Dickweed looks like a cross between pussy willows and cumquats. Tiffani - Only if both of them were brown and bean shaped.

Posted by: Jim at March 25, 2004 04:45 PM (IOwam)

12 I'll go with 7 - you have way too much taste to be impressed by javascript swirly clocks ... and even if I'm not right maybe a point for the flattery? Damn ... did I just type that out loud?

Posted by: Rob at March 26, 2004 05:30 AM (kXZI6)

13 They both WERE brownish. Their brains were as small as a bean. Close enough in my book.

Posted by: Tiffani at March 26, 2004 09:52 AM (xpNFK)

14 Mike the Marine has a point. Furlongs per fortnight is about the best measurement out there. I once calculated the speed of light through whiskey in furlongs per fortnight. I still go with #1, though.

Posted by: Tommy at March 26, 2004 06:50 PM (v0EoW)

15 #4

Posted by: Jeremy at March 27, 2004 07:53 AM (FTWUX)

16 well, i think of it as taking one for the team. When i answer, there is always one fewer choice for the correct answer, because the one i pick is always wrong. See, i'm helping out humanity, yeah, thats it.

Posted by: tommy at March 29, 2004 03:25 PM (v0EoW)

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March 18, 2004

The Cheddar is In

This week's Cheddar X is a special format. It's a word association thing where you're supposed to reply with the first thing that comes into your head when you read each word. Here goes!

Olympics = Olympics
Politics = Politics
John Kerry = John Kerry
George Bush = George Bush
Osama = Osama
Same-sex marriage = Same-sex marriage

What? Oh, the first thing that comes into my head besides the words given. Okay, let's try that again.

Olympics = games
Politics = games
John Kerry = Bill Clinton
George Bush = Kick Ass
Osama = fucktard
Same-sex marriage = Enough Already
Todd Bertuzzi = goon
Barry Bonds = cokehead
The Passion of the Christ = Enough Already
Beach = nude
Britney Spears = nude soon
Paris Hilton = Barry Bonds
Microsoft = All encompassing warmth, gratitude and security
France = Cheese eating appeasement monkeys
Hans Blix = ankle biter
Linux = Luxy
MTV = More (of) The View
Outsource = Profit
Hummer H2 = Poser Hummer
Honor = Harrington
Love = Ly Wife
Courtney Love = skank

Well, okay. Some of those weren't my real responses. The problem is that some of my actual responses blew. Okay, okay. The real responses are in the extended version. more...

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March 15, 2004

How much is that Cheddar in the window?

Update: Results at the end of the extended entry.

Here it is - Friday already. Sweet!

Let's start the day with a slice of Cheddar X. more...

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March 06, 2004

Owa Tana Siam

Ah, listen to the weekend approaching, bringing with it balmy breezes, relaxing rays and ~~buckets of booze~~ the Cheddar X.

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