1 The first time I did this, I pulled the Mazda Miata. I know a few guys who race Miatas, and I can appreciate the fun driveability of a tiny FR convertible. However, if I'm going to be identifying myself with an auto, it's got to have more power than that.

2 This quiz sucks. I am so NOT a Mazda RX-8. Sheesh! Aren't there any American cars in this thing?

3 There's nothing wrong with the quiz, people. You take it once and it spits out what car you are. Jesus, don't you people know these quizes are put together by a braintrust from MIT? These are in-depth tests...these questions were thought out in marathon sessions designed to actually interpret which car you are. C'mon guys. You have to admit, these quizes are fucking infallible. Like the great and powerful OZ!

4 There's a Viper, but before you can pull the Viper, you basically have to admit to being a powerhungry, all-braun no-brains, mullet wearing, dumbass.

5 I'm a Corvette. Read it and weep..Sucka's

6 Oops. Sorry, Jim, the quiz must've thought you were me. I too ended up with an RX-8. Mostly accurate, too.

7 Hmm. It's clearly flawed. I too am a Porsche 911, when it should be perfectly obvious that I am a Corvette.