May 24, 2006
I awake to an unpleasant experience
I rarely remember dreams. Perhaps once a month IÂ’ll remember a snippet or two but itÂ’s rare. This morning I was dreaming that I was taking a pee. At some point my eyes shot open and I ran for the bathroom and peed.
My wife woke up to find me feeling the bed for wet spots.
“What the hell are you doing?” she asked.
“I think I peed the bed.”
“What?”
“I said, I think I peed the bed!”
Now both of us were up and searching for pee. Then she realized that I was standing there in my underwear.
“Are they dry?”
I felt them.
“Yeah. They are.”
She reached over and touched them.
“They’re dry. You didn’t pee the bed. Are you fucking going nuts are what?”
After a fifteen minute reality check I realized that I didnÂ’t pee the bed. But the dream was so real. So vividly real. I dreamed I peed the bed. I thought I peed the bed.
In a parallel universe, IÂ’m certain I peed the bed. Dreams suck.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at
09:21 AM
| Comments (5)
| Add Comment
Post contains 188 words, total size 1 kb.
1
Well, they can't possibly suck as much as the parallel universe where you actually pissed the bed. Can you imagine? Right in front of your old lady and everything. I mean, there's more silver lining to this than there is cloud - you didn't piss yourself. You gotta take those small victories with you man, it's what keeps people going. Hell, sometimes it's all a guy like me has: "Thank you Jesus, for watching over me last night and making sure I didn't piss the bed. My day is going to be great, I can just feel it."
Posted by: shank at May 24, 2006 11:52 AM (+H1yK)
2
This one time at band camp....actually it was at my house...I woke to the sounds of what sounded like water splashing. I think some actually hit me. It was dark and I couldn't possibly imagine what in the name that all is holy was going on. Is our roof leaking? Did I spill my glass of water? I was just as discombobulated as my husband who is peeing in the plaque my kids made for him.
Posted by: Tiffani at May 24, 2006 03:21 PM (KE4Gu)
3
I've had that experience myself. Sheer unadulterated terror, followed by unimaginable relief when you realize you didn't piss the bed, followed by a lingering unsettled feeling and nervousness about going back to sleep. It truly sucks.
Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2006 04:36 AM (oqu5j)
4
At least it wasn't poo.
Posted by: Bane at May 27, 2006 02:20 PM (JO5DH)
5
I actually did pee the bed, once. Right before I stopped mixing Alka-Seltzer Cold Medicine with copious quantities of alcohol.
Posted by: Slartibartfast at May 31, 2006 07:58 AM (1R6cr)
Hide Comments
| Add Comment
Comments are disabled.
Post is locked.
16kb generated in CPU 0.0203, elapsed 0.0751 seconds.
86 queries taking 0.0645 seconds, 187 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.
