March 21, 2006

Nothing From Nothing LeavesÂ…

IÂ’m at a loss. Nothing has enraged me to the point of posting in several days. In lieu of anything of substance I offer you my thoughts on booze.

IÂ’m partial to Macallan 18 year old scotch. No ice, no water. ItÂ’s pretty close to perfect. If I canÂ’t get that IÂ’ll go with Lagavulin. If neither is available IÂ’ll move on to one of the Glens or even a Johnny Walker.

If I canÂ’t get scotch IÂ’ll go with MakerÂ’s Mark bourbon. Moving down from there, in no particular order:

Grey Goose Vodka, Harp Lager, Vanilla extract, Nyquil, Hobo-tastic red-flavored wine, Tanqueray gin or one of the fine products reviewed here (a most excellent site).

As you can see, I have a refined palette.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 01:29 PM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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1 I had two bottles of MD 20/20 once. Before I knew it, I was standing on the porch buckass naked smoking a cigarette.

Posted by: shank at March 21, 2006 02:09 PM (+H1yK)

2 Nice.

Posted by: Tiffani at March 21, 2006 04:38 PM (KE4Gu)

3 My taste in beer has gone south along with my bank account balance and in direct contrast to the number of kids I have.

Posted by: Oorgo at March 21, 2006 06:28 PM (lM0qs)

4 Evil fucking twats!

Posted by: shank at March 21, 2006 07:17 PM (jfEhX)

5 Scotch is for pretentious cunts. And washing your paint brushes.

Posted by: Bane at March 25, 2006 08:10 PM (JO5DH)

6 You know why God invented whiskey? To keep the Scots from taking over the world. I'm with you on the scotch. Straight up, room temp. I'll take a water back to cleanse the pallet though.

Posted by: Jim at March 25, 2006 09:25 PM (oqu5j)

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