January 14, 2004

My dad was not too bright

When I was 6, I asked him where babies came from, and he said, "The stork!"

I replied incredulously, "You fucked a stork?"

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January 13, 2004

I can read your mind

Answer honestly and you will be amazed by my mental prowess as my powerful psychic powers probe the recesses of your mind to extract what you are thinking of. Sorry for all of the math but it is important to set the channels of your inner mind along a path I can interpret. Simply answer the questions below as quickly as possible then follow the instructions.

What is 5 + 1?

What is 3 + 3?

What is 2 + 4?

What is 1 + 5?

What is 4 + 2?

Say the word "SIX" out loud as fast as possible for 15 seconds.

What is the first vegetable you can think of?

Click here to see your vegetable

I also know about that thing you did last Tuesday.

(Hat tip to Auntie N)

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Hazard Warning

Proper handling of hazardous substances is no joke. Just look at the possible repercussions of treating this one the wrong way: more...

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January 09, 2004

Dopple-G Tells a Funny

Q: What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? more...

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