February 21, 2004
I got Buff'lo on my mind
Ever get one of those "Everybody from X-place knows" or "If you're going to X-place you should know" email jokes that's been forwarded so many times that the brackets are so deep (>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>) it pushes the content into a single word column on the right? We got one the other day for the hometown and damn if it isn't accurate.
I shall temporarily ignore my Voluntary Southerner status and wax nostalgic as I present the much cleaned up list.
We, the people of Buffalo (and surrounding areas), hold these truths to be self-evident:
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Did something get hosed last night with the mu.nu stuff? I can only get here via snoozebuttondreams.mu.nu and not at all by snoozebuttondreams.com.
Oh--and what's Bison chip dip?
Posted by: ilyka at February 21, 2004 06:59 PM (xZuUE)
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Pixy moved us to our new server last night and there are some DNS propagation issues with the .com domains. Snoozebuttondreams.com isn't available everywhere yet. It works at work but not at home (yet) for me. Could take another 12 to 36 hours before it gets everywhere it needs to be.
Bison is a Western New York dairy company that makes THE best chip dips in the world. Period. Plus, the name is just awesome for a line of chip dips. "Bison Chip" Dip. Get it? Like "Buffalo Turd" Dip. That still cracks me up.
Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2004 07:30 PM (saeHM)
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Hi Jim. Snoozebuttondreams.com works for me. I'l poke around a bit and see if I can find anything that looks odd with the DNS.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 21, 2004 08:05 PM (jtW2s)
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Fort Erie ( ie King Eddies), listed under Geography instead of Institiutions?
sacriledge!
ps you must have been a southerntier boy!
Posted by: jim at February 23, 2004 11:10 AM (zE10C)
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No souther tier for me. I was a burb-boy. NT, Amherst, Williamsville, Cheektovegas and a stint in Buffalo proper (which shall never be repeated so help me God).
Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2004 12:59 PM (IOwam)
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wow..you were like an international travelor !!
Posted by: jim at February 23, 2004 04:33 PM (zE10C)
Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2004 04:43 PM (IOwam)
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I was kidding, most folks in bflo don't move around too much.
"live and die, in Elma" , I think that's the town motto.
I was from Kenmore/Tonawanda.
Posted by: jim at February 23, 2004 09:16 PM (lN8eP)
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Ken-Ton? Wow. I was NT for my high school years. In '87 the only victory our football team had was against Tonawanda. Ah, those were the days...pep rallies, parades, bonfires...ahhhh...
Of course all of that has matured into hatred of the Miami Dolphins.
Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2004 09:48 PM (saeHM)
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February 19, 2004
Wet T-shirt
Is there anything sexier than
a babe and a wet t-shirt?
(Hat tip to Dopple-G)
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Is it just me or does that child look evil?
Posted by: Jennifer at February 19, 2004 12:03 PM (DdBLw)
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Definitely. That's the same puss that our shortest child often wears and he is most decidedly evil.
Posted by: Jim at February 19, 2004 12:08 PM (IOwam)
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The kid even has pointy ears! His name wouldn't be Damien by any chance, would it?
Posted by: Susie at February 19, 2004 01:00 PM (0+cMc)
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That wasn't the picture I was expecting.
Posted by: Victor at February 19, 2004 03:28 PM (L3qPK)
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February 18, 2004
What should you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Apologize profusely and wipe it off.
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Elephants don't live in the jungle, so this is hardly likely.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 18, 2004 09:03 PM (jtW2s)
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Well no, they might not live there but they certainly do vacation there. Didn't you ever see Tarzan?
Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2004 11:37 PM (saeHM)
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Egh - gross. I'd be more concerned as to what one is doing choking the chimp in the midst of one of natures most dangerous environments...
Posted by: Rob at February 19, 2004 06:10 AM (kXZI6)
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Not true!We saw Muteral of Omaha's Animal Kingdom on sunday which happend to be about elephants.And those elephants live now in the jungle because they got driven of off the savannah.
HA!
Posted by: LW at February 19, 2004 08:20 AM (saeHM)
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Driving them off savannah is a bit excessive could'nt they have walked?
Posted by: Jeremy at February 19, 2004 09:12 AM (FTWUX)
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Shot down in the blaze of glory...
Posted by: LW at February 19, 2004 09:17 AM (saeHM)
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how the heck do you get 4 elephants in a car?
Posted by: Rob at February 19, 2004 09:36 AM (kXZI6)
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2 in the front and 2 in the back.
How do you know if an elephant is visiting your house?
Posted by: Jim at February 19, 2004 09:41 AM (IOwam)
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Footprints in the butter....oh no,thats the fridge.
Posted by: LW at February 19, 2004 09:57 AM (saeHM)
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all of this elephantine talk has put me in mind of the old management saying:
Getting anything done around here is like elephants mating:
It has to be done at a very high level with lots of snorting and hooting and it take 2 years to produce any results.
Sound familier?
Posted by: Rob at February 19, 2004 10:03 AM (kXZI6)
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That does sound vaguely familiar, Rob.
The way you can tell if an elephant is visiting your house? There's a car in your driveway with three elephants in it.
Posted by: Jim at February 19, 2004 10:28 AM (IOwam)
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February 10, 2004
Osama in Paradise
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to paradise.
He was greeted by George Washington, who gut punched him and yelled angrily, "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" Then Patrick Henry punched Osama in the nose and James Madison kicked him in the groin. Bin Laden was subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe, Thomas Jefferson and 66 other early Americans.
As he writhed in pain on the ground, an angel appeared. Bin Laden groaned, "This is not what I was promised!"
The angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you! What did you think I said?"
(Hat tip to Dopple-G)
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Mork from Ork himself busted out that joke in his last HBO special.
Posted by: Mike the Marine at February 10, 2004 03:26 PM (Zw7Hl)
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Couldn't find the trackback URL, so I'm just telling you that I linked this one at Alliance HQ
Posted by: Harvey at February 18, 2004 09:32 PM (ubhj8)
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February 05, 2004
Doc, it hurts when I do this...
Patient: Doc, I can't stop singing
The Green, Green Grass of Home.
Doctor: That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.
Patient: Tom Jones Syndrome? I've never heard of that. Is it rare?
Doctor: It's Not Unusual.
Ba-dum-bum
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Posted by: ilyka at February 05, 2004 03:52 PM (ZOsAC)
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gawd.... that's awful...
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Posted by: jeremy at February 06, 2004 12:29 PM (MH5Tq)
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
(I slay me! Hoo, boy, no more coffee for this guy!)
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Whadda ya call a DEER with no eyes?
No eye deer.
Posted by: rick at February 05, 2004 04:53 PM (oA/Vb)
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Groan. Oh, boy. What have I started here?
Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2004 04:56 PM (IOwam)
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Whats brown and sticky?
A stick.
Posted by: Jeremy at February 06, 2004 12:25 PM (MH5Tq)
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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no eye deer
What do you call a deer with no balls and no eyes?
A: No F'ing eye deer?
Posted by: todd at March 16, 2004 09:44 PM (EIbsW)
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