If you had to pick one, would you rather have Narcolepsy or Turret's Syndrome?
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Turret's, without a doubt. Can you imagine cutting loose with a string of well-deserved invective during a meeting at an "opportune" time and your boss having to take it, since it's a disability? Lord knows he wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the Turret's and you-telling-it-like-it-is, you know?
Posted by: Victor at April 14, 2005 03:19 PM (L3qPK)
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Turrets all the way. Narcolepsy could be dangerous, but Turrets could be endearing. You know, you're on a date, candlelight, french menus, a string quartet then "FUCKCOCKHEADASSCHOOOOOOOOAD!". You're date would be like "Aaaawww, he's nervous! What a little cutie." It'd be a garanteed lay every time.
Posted by: shank at April 14, 2005 03:33 PM (+H1yK)
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Can I sleep on it, you assh. . . Opps. That just slipped out. Sorry. Can't seem to stop myself.
Posted by: RP at April 14, 2005 03:42 PM (LlPKh)
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Turrets. I know people with Turrets and it is manageable. Falling asleep unexpectedly... ohhh so dangerous.
Posted by: Boudicca at April 14, 2005 03:52 PM (z7nbM)
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My grandfather has narcolepsy - he falls asleep in the middle of a conversation, then wakes up half an hour later and carries on exactly where he left off. The really scary thing is the he holds an FAA Pilot's Licence - strangely enough, I have not yet been up in his plane with him...
Posted by: Dafyd at April 14, 2005 06:09 PM (dfiM+)
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Tourettes. Definitely. I had a friend in college with Tourette's and it didn't interfere with his life at all. Although the medicines can have nasty side effects after many years....
Posted by: caltechgirl at April 14, 2005 07:26 PM (iCaDI)
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I'm with CalTech Girl.
I'd have Tourette's Syndrome. I'd spell it right, just like she does, too.
Posted by: Garret at April 15, 2005 07:19 AM (IOwam)
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Turrets... because I LOVE tanks.
Posted by: LeeAnn at April 16, 2005 01:00 PM (vqSdN)
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Definitely Tourette's. I worked with a guy who suffered from narcolepsy and, I admit, his rather unfortunate affliction made him prone to office pranks, primarily intiated by yours truly.
My very favourite thing to do when he fell asleep at his desk was to gather as many people as I could into his office; call an escort service on his phone and make the initial arrangements; put the phone on speaker; and then wake him up and just watch the scene unfold!!!
Posted by: knpepper at April 16, 2005 06:11 PM (BJPIq)
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Narcolepsy ... it's not even close.
*twitch* F%CK, B@ST@RD, SH!T!
Posted by: 8 Z E R O 8 at April 18, 2005 01:30 PM (p6ZOT)
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