Okay, I'm not sure how a blog carnival works, but I'm doing one of idiots. Post up links to or stories of the biggest idiots you've ever known; or maybe just idiots ripped from the headlines. There's the usual suspects like Cindy Sheehan, but here are some more:

People Blaming Katrina on Global Warming - Namely, these Germans and RFK Jr. You're all idiots. Glen ('Heh' yourself you pithy pundit you) and the NYT talk hurricane cycles and explain why you're stupid. I mean, other than the fact that you obviously suffer from a mental disease that disallows you to form logically based arguments and that you're probably too ignorant to find your way out of a wet paper bag with scissors in your hands. And a fucking map.

The lady at work who pulled her skirt down to show me her hugely disgusting belly, upon which she had tatooed a pixy. Very classy dear.

Bill. Because he's probably the only person on the internet who knows less about it than I do. It's lonely at the bottom isn't it buddy?

The cellphone=tumor people. You can put away your tinfoil hats and shit now; it's been debunked.

And of course, myself. Because what kind of idiot calls people out via the internet, and expects everyone to agree with him. You fool!

So yeah, if you know of any idiots, post links or trackback with your stories. It's Carnival time!

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First thingÂ’s first. I added De to the main blogroll, because anybody who writes a post containing the line, "When i'm masturbating the only time i can come is if i have a lint brush stuck in my ass" certainly deserves to be there.

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1 First things first... Let it be known that I am not the one that masturbates with a lint brush. I actually buy sex toys that are sex toys. LOL Secondly: OH MY GOD! I'm so glad you're back, Paul! It's a good day is the blogosphere!

Posted by: De at August 22, 2005 04:04 PM (IdVP4)

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Victor here, taking up the slack in Jim's blog while ignoring my own. Since it seems no one got the last stealth point (except for me) I thought I'd give you a quick summary of the Academy Award-nominated movie Deliverance, as remembered through a twenty+ year-old filter:

Ok. These four city guys go on a canoe trip down a river in Georgia or Alabama or West Virginia--someplace where there's a lot of hillbillies. One dude meets this weird-looking kid with a banjo so he pulls out his guitar and they play Dueling Banjos. Then the four guys go down the river some more, but they stop because Ned Beatty has to take a dump or something.

Ned is accosted by these two hillbillies (who, between the both of them, have about three teeth) who force him to undress, then they rape him while making him squeal like a pig. Then the four guys decide to hunt down the rapists. I remember one of them was using a bow and arrow, and I think one of them died, but that's about it. The End.

If you want the full, correct story, it might be best if you just bought it.

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