I received an email this morning from a dear friend who believes his house is haunted. HeÂ’s shaken up about the whole affair. I know this man and his wife pretty well. Intelligent people. GuyÂ’s got a physics degree or something of that ilk. HeÂ’s a rational man, and whatÂ’s more, heÂ’s one of the few people I know who are mentally stable.
Anyway, he described some incidents that are certainly extraordinary. I know the house well and itÂ’s not very old and the things he described were intriguing.
The email went to out to a small group of friends and I was surprised to find that some of them now BLAME ME for the haunting. First of all, I don’t know that I believe in hauntings. I’m the rational type. Until it happens to me—then I shriek like a little girl.
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What a great buddy you are.
"Hey, we're having this party tonight, just a few friends - you should come over!"
"Uh, is Paul gonna be there?"
"Well, yeah man."
"Whatever, that guy's a walking Hellmouth. Did you hear about [-----]'s house? He fucking
poltergeisted their shit! I think I'll just watch the game at the bar or something."
"..."
(walking away)"Hope you got your exorcist on speed dial."
Posted by: shank at February 01, 2006 10:45 AM (+H1yK)
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You never cease to amaze me, Paul. How rude of you to conjure up spirits n shit.
Posted by: DeAnna at February 01, 2006 11:21 AM (IdVP4)
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I didn't poltergiest nobody's house!
Posted by: Paul at February 01, 2006 12:06 PM (vbP6L)
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Your full of shit Paul,thats all and so are your friends.LOL
Posted by: The Brat at February 01, 2006 12:19 PM (oqu5j)
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I think The Brat is really just a character Jim made up so he can speak his mind. I mean, it's a great idea, because since 'The Brat' is supposedly his wife, nobody's gonna say anything mean to her for fear of Jim's notoriously violent wrath.
So who's fulla shit
now?
Posted by: shank at February 01, 2006 12:48 PM (+H1yK)
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"So who's fulla shit now?"
You are,Shank.:-)
Posted by: The Brat at February 01, 2006 03:23 PM (oqu5j)
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Smudge stick? One friend of mine did this freaky-ass New Age Wedding where the wedding guests were "smudged." All I can say is that smelled like some
really good smudge, if you catch my drift. Too much of that "smudge" and you'd be seeing ghosts, too.
Paul, dude, you gotta print the details of the "haunting" so I can laugh at 'em. I'm a huge fan of Randi, too.
Posted by: Victor at February 01, 2006 10:06 PM (l+W8Z)
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I just want to comment to try close the <i>
Oh, and smudge stick? Is that like Mr. Hankey?
Posted by: Trey Givens at February 03, 2006 10:03 PM (+u0lU)
Posted by: Trey Givens at February 03, 2006 10:04 PM (+u0lU)
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