December 16, 2005

Screw the lottery

Remember this SnoozePoints™ post from back in June? It's the one where y'all told me what presents you'd like if I won the lottery. I've kept it open pending my buying an actual lottery ticket. I've come to the conclusion that if I haven't purchased a lottery ticket in five and a half months it is pretty unlikely that I'll buy one in the next two weeks. Therefore I say screw the lottery and award the points!

There are seven winners in this contest: two each in three categories (3 points for winner, 1 for the also ran runner up) and the overall best (6 points). Without further ado, here they are:

Category: Real Presents
Winner, RP with a puppy.
Runner up, Rachel Ann with books. Lots of books.

Category: Humorous Gifts
Winner, Phin with porn sheep, evil clown and casual wear.
Runner up, Jeff with a baby buffalo for companionship and sustenance.

Category: Alcohol Related
Winner, Margi with tickets to Atlanta and beer.
Runner up, Simon with beer company stock.

The overall, number one winner
This was a runaway (bouncing) victory. Tiffani, with a boob job.

Congratulations all! With the SnoozePoints™ season coming to a close we've got quite a bit of movement on the back stretch. I'm considering accepting bribes.

Posted by: Jim at 03:01 PM | Comments (13) | Add Comment
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1 Spelled my name wrong...at first I didn't think was me! Holy crap I'm only 4 points away from being the winner!!!!

Posted by: Tiffani at December 16, 2005 03:05 PM (KE4Gu)

2 Oops! Fixed. At least it was spelled right where it counts - on the leader board.

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2005 03:14 PM (tyQ8y)

3 Yay Me!! I kinda figured the Minivan make over would have beat out the sheet though.

Posted by: phin at December 16, 2005 03:34 PM (Xvpen)

4 Sonuvabitch, I took a nosedive. As I recall, there are still a couple of stealth points hidden away somewhere.

Posted by: Victor at December 16, 2005 03:43 PM (L3qPK)

5 Tiffani - you may only be 4 points away from me, but don't think I won't fight you for them...! I'm not going down easily...

Posted by: Dafyd at December 16, 2005 06:28 PM (RxGbM)

6 Dafyd~ Oh I will win. Bet on it. I am not above begging, crying, pleading or showing something. I have two things you don't have.

Posted by: Tiffani at December 19, 2005 08:47 AM (KE4Gu)

7 Izzat so, Tiffani? Prove it.

Posted by: Victor at December 19, 2005 11:29 AM (L3qPK)

8 I'm confused. Does this mean I'm not getting the puppy? The kids are going to be crushed, Jim. They were so excited!

Posted by: RP at December 19, 2005 12:48 PM (LlPKh)

9 WOOHOO! I got points and I didn't have to do anything besides covet a baby buffalo!

Posted by: Jeff at December 19, 2005 02:22 PM (ujYyI)

10 I FOUND STEALTH POINTS!!!!!!! June 16, 2005 Jim? Jim's not here. (Category: Ain't Got No Category For This Shit ) Cheech and Chong....Dave? Daves not here. That's gotta count for something. No?

Posted by: Tiffani at December 19, 2005 03:19 PM (KE4Gu)

11 Wow. Has it really been June? Bonofasitch--it has! Jim, I think that should be good for seven stealth points: One for finding it, plus one for each month since it was posted. I realize you are the arbiter of stealthy goodness so the final distribution is up to you. A few weeks ago you gave me two for a two-day delay, so I honestly feel seven is fair.

Posted by: Victor at December 19, 2005 03:52 PM (L3qPK)

12 Yeah. I'm with Victore there. Dafyd~ told you I wasn't going down without a fight!

Posted by: Tiffani at December 20, 2005 08:48 AM (KE4Gu)

13 I'll go the same for stealth points as we do for the quote game. Doubled after 24 hours. That's two for Tiffani!

Posted by: Jim at December 21, 2005 08:38 AM (tyQ8y)

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