January 29, 2004
What were they thinking?
Occasionally, when I
have absolutely no idea what to post desire to give y'all a particularly lighthearted and spirited little humorous romp, I'll delve into the recent searches on my site to see what people are looking for when they find this site out of the blue. I then
generally humiliate them for our collective amusement try to help those poor souls who couldn't find what they were looking for here. Shall we begin?
callypigian
You ended up on the wrong site. You should be
over here.
joe theismann the slut whore
Whoever you are, you are my new favorite person.
mouse accuracy
Generally speaking, mice aren't overly accurate. Their body shape just isn't suitable for use as a projectile. Penguins and dwarves are still the premier ammo sources when you are looking for accuracy.
what is a socialist
There are many things that make a person a socialist. You can find most of them at this site.
hitting penguins
Good choice if you're going for distance and accuracy. The payload is a bit insufficient for most military purposes but for personal defense they are more than suficient. See also 'mouse accuracy' above.
never underestimate the power of
What? The power of what?! Don't leave me hanging, dude! Come on, tell me.
Dick.
snooze me up
Right on, brother!
what is dickweed
See 'what is a socialist' above.
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joe theismann the slut whore
Whoever you are, you are my new favorite person.
Mine, too. I claim him/her as more favoriter than you, because I'm a Redskins fan.
Posted by: Victor at January 29, 2004 07:53 AM (L3qPK)
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Can't do it, Victor. You see, I'm a Bills fan. Trace the logic:
Joe "Dirty Slut" Theismann played for the Redskins.
The Redskins beat the Bills in a Superbowl.
ergo, Joe Theismann is vicariously responsible for the Bills' Superbowl loss.
Add that to my general hatred of the man due to his incompetence and general whorishness and I've got you trumped for anti-Joeness.
Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2004 08:04 AM (IOwam)
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Dude, everybody beat the Bills in the Super Bowl. FOUR YEARS IN A ROW, as I recall.
Posted by: Victor at January 29, 2004 08:11 PM (16A49)
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Not quite everybody, Victor. The Giants are still okay - hating them is like hating the old toothless hound dog down the road that bit you once when you were wrestling with it. The Redskins and Dallas were the others. Admittedly my hatred of Dallas is magnitudes greater than that for Washington but Washington still registers on the ol' Despise-O-Meter.
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2004 09:07 AM (IOwam)
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Interesting comment about the Giants being toothless. Jim, we'll just have to agree to disagree.
Posted by: Victor at January 30, 2004 11:10 AM (L3qPK)
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I disagree with disagreeing!
(Hehe. I'm feeling fiesty today.)
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2004 11:23 AM (IOwam)
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