You jerk off for two days and make your readers work the site for you and then on the day everybody is expecting you back (perhaps with some sort of entertaining anecdote from two days of corporate scholastics?) you play the bastiche again and go AWOL. What gives?

I received the email above (in slightly altered form) and would like to take this time to say "bite me" "sorry y'all". I took the day off yesterday to attend Bear's graduation from Pre-K and had an awesome family day. I didn't take time on the PC to do anything except scan emails and the news aggregator occasionally. I'm back now so keep your panties on. (Or don't. I'm good either way.) Okay, so the email wasn't much like what I wrote up there at all. It was more like:

Phew! Three days of freedom from Snoozitude. Include the weekend and that's five days without your sad commentary. Thanks!

But I can read between the lines. I feel your pain.

Posted by: Jim at 07:26 AM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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