In 2004, I resolve to:

1. Drink more


2. Eat more


3. Cuss more


4. Diddle both myself and others on a far less frequent basis


5. Blow more cash on gadgets and jeejaws


6. Get into massive debt


7. See #4 again


8. Develop a hair-trigger temper


9. Totally obsess over the upcoming elections


10. One more time for #4

You see, I don't hold a lot of truck with New Years Resolutions. If you need to change something, the fact that you profess it at the beginning of the year doesn't really do anything towards helping you accomplish the change. And doesn't it have some sort of "New Wave Psychic Confessional" feel to have people parading out what they think are their worst habits in need of changing? Some wierd "Resolutional" vibe?

Besides that, I like to win and the typical resolution has a distinct chance of failure. With my way, failing to keep my resolutions is actually a success for me personally. On the odd chance that I do keep one then I've succeeded in keeping a resolution. Either way, I win.

Do you have any items to get off your chest at the Resolutional?

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