This is a very special Cheddar X. This week we're serving a very bitter cheddar, as the answers to the questions should amply show. 1. What sucked today?
Your mom.

2. How are ya doing?
So-so. I'd feel better if you'd go away.

3. Got any plans for the weekend?
I was going to do your mom but that's getting a bit old. I guess I'll nail your sister instead.

4. Hey, is that a new haircut?
No, I spend several hours a day training my hair how to grow backwards. Like Samson I will lose my inhuman strength should my hair be shorn.

5. What's up?
The sky, ceiling tiles, birds, chimneys, clouds, trees, power lines...

6. Spare some change?
Sure. I'll give you three shiny nickles for that quarter.

7. What is it with kids today?
Well if it isn't the underage drinking, peer pressure induced smoking or drug abuse, it's probably your mom.

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