November 17, 2006

Announcement

Tomorrow evening IÂ’m expecting a guest. I have never met him, nor have I ever spoken to him on the phone. He will be spending the night and his name is Shank.

This is not a test.

The only thing I havenÂ’t decided is who IÂ’m going to have answer the door and say itÂ’s me. IÂ’m torn between a 400LB black man and a 94 LB Vietnamese guy with womenÂ’s glasses.

Maybe IÂ’ll just do it myself in the nude. Decisions, decisions, decisions.

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1 Wow...it's like When Harry Met Sally...except more gay and real orgasms!

Posted by: De at November 17, 2006 11:24 AM (IdVP4)

2 Send me the pictures. Assuming, you know, he doesn't stand you up like he did with...other people.

Posted by: Jenelle at November 17, 2006 04:20 PM (DKfzR)

3 I was thinking the same thing. 'How should I show up at this guy's door? As a meter-reader? A census clerk? A pizza delivery guy?' You totally fucked me up. At least I don't have to worry about what to wear now. Which is good, since all my clothes are packed up or sitting at the new house where I can't get them. Which means I'll be the normal looking guy. Sigh.

Posted by: shank at November 17, 2006 10:25 PM (dWclD)

4 I fully expect an update to this post on Monday. The blank front page is getting to me. Jim! Increase the number of days in your configuration!

Posted by: Jenelle at November 26, 2006 12:36 PM (Rsc8d)

5 I'd blog, but between the move and catching up after a week off of work, I don't have the time to blog. I mean, I'm typing this from the bare floor of my house.

Posted by: shank at November 27, 2006 06:49 PM (dWclD)

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