November 09, 2006

Better hold off on the chili dogs

From the more great words in print series:

Somewhere in England a guy thought it would be a good idea to try and shoot fireworks out of his ass. The money line:

“He is now recovering in a Sunderland hospital after sustaining internal injuries including a scorched colon.”

A scorched colon. Speechless.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 05:09 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 What kind of puss goes to the hospital with a scorched colon? Hell, for anyone who eats well, a scorched colon is part of the weekly routine. This wimp's obviously never eaten a bowl of chili or a well-aged steak, rare.

Posted by: shank at November 13, 2006 08:39 PM (dWclD)

2 Yowww.... Mine still hurts from the sand... er... toilet paper they have in the hospital washrooms. I can't imagine fireworks.

Posted by: Oorgo at November 14, 2006 01:15 PM (ZUQGo)

3 Never write what you dare not sign... Michael

Posted by: Michael at November 30, 2006 09:06 AM (FxnFV)

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