I normally donÂ’t post or care about this kind of thing but this is just too good. Britney Spears told her swollen nard bag of a husband that she was divorcing him. Via a text message. The best part, however, is the quote:

“Federline, her former backing dancer, was later seen crouched in a corner crying.”

I guess IÂ’m an ass, but thereÂ’s nothing I enjoy more than seeing something like that in print.

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