Here's some holiday linkage for your viewing frightful pleasure.

The 100 Scariest Movie Scenes of All Time
Not a bad roundup - I can agree with most of them. Especially #19, Willy Wonka. You remember that nightmarish boat ride with the psychedelic-LSD-flashback-moving-walls and Willy Wonka spouting out a poem of terror about the Grim Reaper mowing? Yeah, that one. Scared the hell out of me when I was a kid. Best kids movie ever.

The 100 Scariest Holloween Costumes
The Devil Cheerleader is especially frightful. I don't think I could bear to have all of these come up to my door tonight. Oh, wait a second. Lovely Wife will be out with the kids. Bring 'em on!

What's scarier than STDs? I mean besides Michael Moore in a tutu. Nothing! So we'll close out the special Holloween post with some quotes ripped from the sperm coated hand of Condom Man himself: Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. -Bob Rubin

Some condoms are made of sheep intestines, but I was so scared the first time that I wore the whole sheep. -Danny Williams

Mr. Right is now a guy who hasn't had sex in fifteen years. -Elayne Boosler

National Condom Week is coming soon. Hey, there's a parade you won't want to miss. -Jay Leno

Before sleeping together today, people should boil themselves. -Richard Lewis

For birth control I rely on my personality. -Milt Abel

Familiarity breeds children. -Mark Twain

Is sex better than drugs? That depends on the pusher.

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point. -Will Durst

My wife gives good headache. -Rodney Dangerfield

Ba-dum-bum

Happy Holloween, y'all!

(Hat tips to G and Captain Condom)

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