May 20, 2005

It really is massive

I kind of feel bad for pickin' on Jim. Here he was nice enough to loan me a set of keys to his place and I went and poked fun at him for wearing Manties. Ever since that post I've been feeling guilty, but you can't un-ring a bell. The only thing I could think of was to post something to sooth his possibly damaged ego.

But what to post. IÂ’m new to the gay blog scene and unsure of how to "stroke" the ego of a gay blogger, sure I know Jim isn't gay but he is listed by spidergay. So I called a couple of gay bloggers I know.

The one thing they said that always makes them feel better is when someone talks about the size of their cock in a positive light. Luckily I was digging through JimÂ’s archives and I found the picture in the extended entry, which unlike the others is definitely work safe (ScoutÂ’s Honor, I Promise it is really!!!). See the picture allows me to say that JimÂ’s Cock isnÂ’t big, itÂ’s massive.

ThatÂ’s right folks you heard it from another man that Jim has a massive cock. DonÂ’t believe me? Just look at the picture. CanÂ’t you see the size of that thing? YouÂ’d almost need a saddle to ride JimÂ’s Massive Cock.

Hopefully this will help sooth over any damage I've done too our fledgling relationship.

Toodles.

Posted by: phin at 08:38 AM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 Wow. A cock that big would make John Holmes feel inadequate.

Posted by: Victor at May 20, 2005 10:17 AM (L3qPK)

2 Thats about right...

Posted by: pylorns at May 20, 2005 02:54 PM (FTYER)

3 And just how do you think this is going to make up for the other post?? I mean, this really is only 1/2 the size of Jim's REAL deal, and I think he will just be pissed that you underestimated his cock... man, I would hate to be you when he gets home! And, I think he will be proud of how well you have all held up under the strain of our roving eyes. I haven't ever seen this many posts on any blog in a week!

Posted by: Wendy at May 20, 2005 09:32 PM (lVGGv)

4 roflol......Oh, oh, lol......ohhhh baby! roflol!!!!

Posted by: michele at May 21, 2005 10:46 AM (ht2RK)

5 heh! indeed.

Posted by: moehawk at May 22, 2005 06:27 AM (ieGgA)

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