April 28, 2004
Wally Wine
Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item -- Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price; in the $6-8 range.
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While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for inexpensive wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important."
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So, with that in mind, here are the top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:
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12. Chateau Traileur Doublewide
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Wriesling
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And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine...
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1. Nasti Spumante
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While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for inexpensive wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important."
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So, with that in mind, here are the top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:
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12. Chateau Traileur Doublewide
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Wriesling
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And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine...
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1. Nasti Spumante
(Hat tip to Dopple-G)
See Top Five for this and much more. Cool site!
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Boone's Farm is worried sick, I am sure.
Posted by: Helen at April 28, 2004 10:44 AM (3cYD3)
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Copyright October 6, 2000, topfive.com...
Just sayin'. I know how hard it is to find attributions for this forwarded stuff. I'm a contributor to topfive so it's easy for me to recognize our stuff.
http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5100600.shtml
Posted by: Brian Jones at April 28, 2004 11:21 AM (E4NcZ)
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Brian, I imagine that's precisely why Jim attributed the list to Top Five and provided a link to it.
Posted by: Venomous Kate at April 28, 2004 03:07 PM (YvEJI)
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Just to clarify - I didn't have the attribution until Brian commented. I didn't even know about Top Five until he posted. (It is a very neat site, by the way.)
Sorry for the confusion - my crossing out my cousin and adding in Top Five as the source isn't really clear for folks coming in now.
Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2004 03:12 PM (IOwam)
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Wow.
When people copy my comments I don't get assed off if I don't get the credit for it.
(sorry for posting on an older thread!)
Posted by: Helen at April 29, 2004 10:13 AM (dvl62)
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Sheetraz
Mernot
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