June 21, 2004

Smokin' hot latino women

Or should that be "wimmin"? I guess it should really be "woman" seeing as there's only one.

Got a reply back from Melissa with a photo.

From: Melissa

sorry about that so here is a picture of me its old but still me

Go ahead and click that link up there. She's posing with a cute teddy. Here's Xibit's answer:

u lookin fine, baby. F-I-N-E. fine.

i gots all yo shots togetha an u made the cut on friday. u headin toards a pimp ride fo sure!

we gots one problem tho. unfortunately we been having some fools signin up from anonymous mail hosts (like hotmail). seems people like to just send shit in to us and they tryin to punk us. shit aint even real and shit. now i believe youse real but that donÂ’t fly wit the whole crew (and the dam blood suckin lawyas).

so anyway, me and funk mastah flex worked out a way to make sure people was real. heres what you need to do so we knows you is real. take a picture of you and you mens car. now that donÂ’t tell us that u real. what tell us u real is you need to be holdin a sign that say something specific that we didnÂ’t tell nobody else to use. yo sign needs to be:

“High on SBD”

that donÂ’t mean drugs, yo. sbd the hydraulic lifts we use wit ground effects.

the person in the pic can be u, yo boy or your kids (cause they so cute – the kids are cute that is, not yo boy. he good looking but Xibit doan float that drection). just reply to this mail with that pic and we get you set straight baby.

keep on watchin Pimp My Ride, baby!

Xibit

Also got a new hit from "Kyle" and sent him standard photo request #1 (modified not to ask for a bikini shot). And of course everybody's got the disclaimer too.

So, will I ever get a picture with an SBD sign?

Posted by: Jim at 03:48 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 You. Are. So. Cruel. I can't believe how long you've run with this. And yes, I am betting you get the photo.

Posted by: ilyka at June 22, 2004 08:36 PM (Vrz+t)

2 Am I cruel or am I the kindest person you ever met? Yeah, that's what I thought. ;-)

Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2004 05:56 AM (saeHM)

3 "Ya gotta be cruel to be kind." Not sure which you are, but this is damn funny.

Posted by: The Commissar at June 23, 2004 08:58 PM (k+ZOU)

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