It's March 15th and that means The Grande 2004 Peacock Invitational has come to a close. So, how did we do?

Of the five of us, two made it. Tiffany's breasts did not get bigger as planned but except for this small setback she made it through a smoke free year without a problem. Tig made it too and keeps his last unsmoken ciggarette as a war trophy.

I lost it sometime during my pain filled unemployment days. Ironic, eh? Lose a job and pick back up an expensive bad habit. Jeremy didn't make it either. Busy stress life brought this valiant warrior low. And what of Joey? He got busy with school and work and disappeared many moons ago. It's possible that he survived but signs point to no. If he ever resurfaces we'll ask him and collect cash if what we suspect is true.

So over the course of a year we had a 40% success rate. That's hella better than any professional system out there. Think I should pattent this?

Posted by: Jim at 05:51 AM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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1 I was wonder what had happened - I'd seen where you had removed your link (or whatever you did to signify you were out of the running.) So - did you pay the blood money??

Posted by: Clancy at March 15, 2005 08:48 AM (JxYJc)

2 Yup. Jeremy and I paid up. Joey just vanished so nobody knows what happened with him.

Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2005 08:55 AM (tyQ8y)

3 Tiffani's link goes to Tig's blog. Guess you were having a bad copy-and-paste day :-)

Posted by: Harvey at March 16, 2005 02:39 PM (tJfh1)

4 Doh! Fixed now. I guess that shows just how often my links are used.

Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2005 02:44 PM (tyQ8y)

5 *cries at name mis-spelling*

Posted by: Tiffany at March 16, 2005 07:47 PM (bj98V)

6 Name mis-spelling? What name mis-spelling? [whistles nonchallantly] Sorry about that, Tiffany. I was working up interview questions for my blogdaughter just before this post and I had "i" on the brain.

Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2005 07:50 PM (MDLz3)

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