June 22, 2005

Project sex

I had two little projects. They had a lot in common and seemed like they would get along with each other really well. So, I played matchmaker and put them in a meeting room together for a couple of hours.

It's a week later now and I just assisted in the birth of a mega project.

Damn things breed faster than bunnies.

Posted by: Jim at 01:40 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 Obviously, the majority of your readership aren't project managers. Your admirable attempt sounds like scope growth to me......arghh! AVOID AVOID Note to self: Never do this again.

Posted by: knpepper at June 22, 2005 09:57 PM (iqwGf)

2 Nope, this was a realignment during discovery. Two separate projects that could be solved with separate but related custom programs or...implementation of a module of the SuperMegaERP system. Since we already own the SMERP system there is much happiness that we now have justification for implementing this module.

Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2005 06:37 AM (oqu5j)

3 Hmm, every time I lock projects up in the meeting room they eventually die of either dehydration or kill each other off. I couldnÂ’t imagine them giving birth to a super mega project. Oh wait, never mind, its sales reps I keep killing off. Maybe IÂ’d best go slip some nabs and a diet coke under the door.

Posted by: phin at June 23, 2005 10:16 AM (Xvpen)

4 Damn. And here I am hoping you hosted some awesome p0rn or something. Work sucks.

Posted by: shank at June 24, 2005 06:49 PM (jfEhX)

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