Due to some problems with Lovely Wife's laptop I've been to sleep a bit late the past couple of nights. This morning I woke with that pain in the head that clearly stated "You have not slept long enough, go back to bed", which I of course ignored seeing as this is a workday.
I was stumbling about through a mockery of my morning routine when I spied Henk, our sexy main cat.
Do you see how cruelly he teases me? Now that is a professional. (click for mondo size)
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my cat actually died yesturday.
Posted by: pylorns at July 21, 2004 08:56 AM (FTYER)
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"Whiskers, seeing an opertunity to grab a warm spot, jumped up on the ironing board. Little did he know that he was about to be permanantly pressed."
"Whiskers secretly wanted to be a starched black shirt."
Posted by: pylorns at July 21, 2004 08:58 AM (FTYER)
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cat: "If I lay flat enough, they won't even notice"
Posted by: pylorns at July 21, 2004 08:59 AM (FTYER)
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Sorry to hear that Pylorns.
Are you burying or consuming?
Posted by: Jim at July 21, 2004 09:14 AM (IOwam)
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Damn. I can't believe I said that.
Posted by: Jim at July 21, 2004 09:18 AM (IOwam)
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First of all...how do you come up with theses titles?
My 1st caption was: "Iron Maiden" then I read it was he was a boy.
The only other thing I could come up with was:
"Ironing Bored"
I got nuttin'
Posted by: Tiffani at July 21, 2004 09:19 AM (xpNFK)
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How do I come up with these titles? That's easy. I am the place that useless trivia goes to die. I got a million of 'em.
Posted by: Jim at July 21, 2004 09:23 AM (IOwam)
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Right I'm giving the world a chance here... I have the answer but will give you all 1 hour before I post it as I feel a bit bad about its source ... I didn't search for it but I did have to look it up ... all will be made clear at 14:32 gmt.
Posted by: Rob at July 21, 2004 09:30 AM (kXZI6)
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Looking up in books is fine. The no searching rule is to prevent googling and such since those just make it a first come, first gets the points thing.
Posted by: Jim at July 21, 2004 09:34 AM (IOwam)
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Ok so I'm late. the title is taken from a quote by Missy Dizick. I only know this because I have a cat quotations calander on my desk at home! Missy is also the author of my fave ever cat quote:
Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
Love it!
And as for captions how about:
Witch Wendy couldn't afford a brrom but made do with what she had.
Posted by: Rob at July 21, 2004 11:56 AM (kXZI6)
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"I'm a sucker for bit hot stiffies."
"Women's lib? Fuck that."
I see a theme here-I'm angry and home alone, so I see some double-AA action in my future.
Posted by: Helen at July 21, 2004 12:27 PM (pS7+B)
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Rob got the trivia question. Along with an admission of having a cat quotation calendar on his desk.
A cat quotation calendar.
On his desk.
He admitted it.
He's definitely earned the points.
That gives him a sizeable though not insurmountable lead. The caption contest is still on 'til Friday and there's the nominate best posts things still going on.
Posted by: Jim at July 21, 2004 01:59 PM (IOwam)
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a cat calander on his desk.. what is the world coming to?
Posted by: pylorns at July 21, 2004 02:44 PM (FTYER)
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To follow a lot of themes here, if Rob had been into consuming his cat, he could have a cat colander on his desk.
As to the caption:
Henk tried to get some iron in his diet.
Posted by: LeeAnn at July 21, 2004 05:18 PM (HxCeX)
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I knew Rob would have a cat calendar on his desk: he seems the type.
Some captions for you:
"It's me or the iron; your choice, lady."
"No, I said I wanted a hot
dog. "
"Waddaya mean this isn't the cat solarium?"
"This board isn't big enough for the two of us."
"What's a cat gotta do to get a nice back rub around here?"
OK I really should get some work done now.
Posted by: Simon at July 21, 2004 08:38 PM (FUPxT)
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"Ever the thrifty spender, Jim has discovered a new way to get LW that black fur shoal she always wanted. The neighbor will never miss the cat anywayÂ…"
Posted by: Clancy at July 22, 2004 10:57 AM (EGVPL)
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Hey Jim, are non-bloggers eligible for points? If not, I'll just play for fun. Linked to me name is a URL you may recognize.....
Here's the caption:
"Ahhhh, this is much more comfy than Jim's editorial page, and just as practical."
Posted by: Donny Z at July 22, 2004 09:22 PM (xE7tp)
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Contests are always open to everybody. I'm an equal opportunity amuser. ;-)
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2004 11:08 AM (behRF)
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Much to her dismay, Jeanette realized she didn't use quite enough Vano in the final rinse.
Posted by: feste at July 26, 2004 12:42 AM (ZI+HT)
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"What do you mean, you didn't buy this table for me to sleep on?!"
Posted by: Rahel at July 26, 2004 01:25 AM (aMDUh)
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"Amazing new ironing board allows women to simultaneously iron, rub pussy."
That's one beautiful cat!
Posted by: Rube at July 26, 2004 05:53 AM (cGpdg)
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